Why Did the Pharaoh Masturbate Into the River?

And why it never comes up in the History books

The Nile shaped the world view of ancient Egyptians. It was a river that blessed its people with a source of food, water, and transportation. Egyptians were dependent on it as a source of moisture and nutrients for crops since rainfall was almost non-existent in the area.

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