The Best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

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24 min readJul 5, 2016

Fantasy football is the one true love of every fantasy football player. Any dedicated fantasy player knows that they need a great and classic fantasy name to enter the season. The 2017 season is no exception to that rule.

Many leagues, like ours at Let’s Talk Fantasy Football, creates our names around our weekly opponent, making much of the list below moot. However, there are many fantasy fans who need great names to look through.

If you can’t pick a name from below for your fantasy team, we’ve failed you. I’ve failed you.

We’ve broken down some of the best fantasy football team names that we could find. They’re broken down below randomly, and their tiers and numbers are not representative of our favorites. Personally, I think many of them are worth a laugh. Now it’s time for the best of the best.

*The main photo is courtesy of and copyrighted by Fless13. This image is being used in accordance with Creative Commons and all rights are reserved by Fless13.

The 2017 Fantasy Football Team Name Guide

We’ve searched the internet far and wide to bring you some of the best fantasy football team names we could find.

Some of them will be outdated, others will need to be updated as players retire and change teams but most of them should give you a good laugh.

We’ve broken down the 2017 fantasy football team names by NFL team, TV show and popular movies. Enjoy folks, I know I did.

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Arizona Cardinals 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Arizona Cardinals have quite a few well-known players that you’ll see included on the 2017 Arizona fantasy team names list below. While we couldn’t think of (or find) some for every Cardinal, we found quite a few good ones for the 2017 season.

I Choo Choo Choose You, Ellington
Giving Defenses Fitz
Rice And Beanies
Pop, Lock, And Docket
Dropping a Doucet
Breaston Plants
Fitzgerald Broflovski
Show Me Your Fitz
Kibbles ‘N Fitz
The Daily Fitz-Hearld
Jack and the BeanieStalk

Atlanta Flacons 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

With NFL stars like Matt Ryan, Julio Jones, Roddy White and a last name like Jacquizz, we’ve got a nice collection of Atlanta Falcon 2017 fantasy team names.

We already know you love our 2017 fantasy football team names for the Atlanta Falcons, but if you don’t, tell us below what fantasy team names you’d want us to include for 2017.

Here we go:

I’m Gonna Jacquizz All Over Yo Tates
Julio’s Hamstring of Steel
Matty’s Ice Cubes
Raging Falcoholics
Jacquizzed in my pants
Snelling Salts
You’re Falcon Right
I’m Falcon Your Mom
This Means Worrilow
Rowdy Roddy
Quizz on Your Face
Ring Around the Osi

Baltimore Ravens 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Football Team Names - Ravens

The Baltimore Ravens are home to several big NFL names, and many of them are included in our 2017 fantasy team name guide.

With all of these great 2017 Ravens fantasy team names you may be wondering what we think about their fantasy outlook for 2017. Ask and you shall receive, our 2017 fantasy podcast on them can be found right here (just look for the NFC North).

The Never-ending Torry
I Have a Rice Beater On
Beats By Ray
Frosted Flaccos
You Are Ngata Father
Waka Flacco Flame
Rice Smack the Bishop!
Why’d Rice Decker?
Rice By The Pound
Bernard Pierced Stacy’s Mom
Don’t Give Me No Flacco
Beats & Rice
Cut Him Some Flacco
…Oher Nah
Rice to Beat You

Buffalo Bills 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Buffalo Bills made big news to kick off 2017 with the trade for LeSean McCoy. We’re ready to kick off the 2017 fantasy season with some sweet Buffalo Bills team names.

If you’re interested in more than just fantasy football team names, try our fantasy podcast on the outlook of some of the Bills 2017 stars.

Tuel Time
The Bryce is Right
Flutie and the Blowfish
Game of Marrone’s
Manuel Can Hackett
Lawson’s Creek
Offices of Williams, Williams and Williams
Read the Manuel
Truth or Dareus
Elementary My Dear Watkins
Watkins Makes My Woods Grow
I’m Sorry Fred Jackson
Turn Down for Watkins
Read the Freaking Manuel
Angry Byrds

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Carolina Panthers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Team Names - Carolina Panthers

The 2017 Carolina Panthers team names are dominated by Cam Newton team names. As such a polarizing player it’s no surprise, but we promise there are some other gems in here as well.

Sometimes you want more than just fantasy team names, in that case we’ve got you covered with our fantasy breakdown on the 2017 Panthers.

Wham! Bam! Thank You Cam!
Newtons Law
I Cam in My Shorts
Finish Him Kuechly
Bust a McNutt
How about GaNO
The Tolbert Report
Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
Green Eggs and Cam
To Whom the Bell Tolberts
Oh God I Just Cam
Cam’s Laws of Motion
All About the Benjamins
Shootin’ Newton
Fig Newtons

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Chicago Bears 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Man it’s just a ton of fun to make fun of Jay Cutler. That’s why he’s a popular name in our 2017 Bears fantasy football team names. We’ve got some other great Bears in there as well!

Not only do we make fun of Cutler on our 2017 fantasy team name list, we also talk a ton of Cutler on our 2017 Bears Preview Podcast.

Not My Forte
Forte Ounce Roddy
Robbie’s Gould Diggers
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cutler
Smokin Jay Cutler
Forte Year-Old Virgin
Drinkin’ Fortes
The Forte Forte Club
Smoke a Jeffrey
Forte Shades of Gray
Suck My Ditka
Grinning and Bearing It
Peppers Bear Spray
Cutler’s Last Stand
Forte Days of Rain

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Cincinnati Bengals 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Cincinnati Bengals have a killer 2017 fantasy team name list. In fact, Eiferted writing it (that was a poor attempt at humor). So here’s the real fantasy team name list.

If you’re looking for some fantasy analysis to go along with the Bengals 2017 team names, we break it down on our AFC North Preview Podcast here.

It Ertz when Eifert
Death by Sanu
Marvin on Up to the East Side
Pardon Me Eiferted
Practice Makes Burfict
Beats by Dre Kirkpatrick
It’s Always Greener In Cincy
Ginger Paradise
Higher Than AJ’s Green
The Eifert Tower
Lewis’ Sinks Ships
Sanu and Improved
Crash & Bernard
My Fleener Ertz When Eifert
Me & Julio Down By The Bernard

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Cleveland Browns 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

We all know Johnny football is a popular topic, which is why he still reigns supreme for the Browns 2017 fantasy football team names (even though he’s not on the team).

We think Josh Gordon names still qualify for the 2017 team name list, so let’s leave him there for meow.

Time to Grow Up and Be a Manziel
Josh Gordon’s Third Strike
They See Me Rollin’ They Haden
Tickel me Manzielmo
A Mingo Ate My Brady
Don’t Touch My Johnny Manziel
Manziel in Distress
Where’s Johnny?
Whitner Solstice
The Johnny Cleveland Show
Fast Times When Gordon’s High
Second Hand Smoke
Manziel in the Mirror
Miles Austin City Limits
Dead Manziel Walking
Manziel and His Bird
R U Haden on Johnny Manziel?
Gordon is the New Blackmon
Weeden Gordon’s Piss
Don’t Be Haden on Josh Gordon
Bad to the Bowe
What a Bowemance
Hootie and the Bowefish
How High Can Dwayne Bowe
Make it Dwayne on dem Bowe’s
Here comes Honey Bowe Bowe
Singing in Dwayne?

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Dallas Cowboys 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

With DeMarco Murray taking his talents to the rival Eagles, there were a ton of fired up Dallas Cowboy fans earlier in 2017. Now it’s time to see what fantasy team names you can make without the traitor.

Dez Dispenser
Dez-ed and Confused
The Garden of Weeden
Weeden Brownies
Carr Rescue
No Romo
A Lump of Cole Beasley
And So It Was Witten
Dez for Prez
Kittens Love Witten
Smokin’ Weeden
The Claiborne Identity
When in Romo
Wide Open Dezert
Witten in the Stars
Romosexual Tendencies
Dez Nuts
Crest Pro Wittening

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Denver Broncos 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Montee Ball was the royal fantasy football disappointment in 2017. For now it appears that CJ Andersen will own the starting role, but it’s Montee that stays in the 2017 Denver Broncos fantasy team name list.

Montee Wrecking Ball
Manning of Steel
Mile High Manning
Chutes and Latimers
Super Bowlen
Montee Ball So Hard
Manning’s Deputies
Manning the Helm
Orange Julius
Prater the Greater
WareWolfes of Denver
Mile High Club
Broncaholics
Mile High Mustache Ride
Demaryius Targaryen
Von Millerbrand Disease
Dark Knighton Rises
They See Me Bowlen
Number 1 Fanning
Manning of Steel
Wild Wild Wes
Von WareWolfe
Miller Highlife
Manning United F.C.
Ingram Toenails
Tamme Flu
The Full Montee
3 Card Montee
2 Mannings 1 Cup
Last Manning Standing

Detroit Lions 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Jamaican Joique Chicken
A Little Bush on My Johnson
Hooked on Ebronics
Megatrons Johnson
The Reggie Bushwackers
Living on a Prater
Stafford Infection
Joique to the World
Golden Taint
Gettin’ Ziggy With It
Calvin’s Johnson
The Joique-y Boys
Keep Calm and Megatron
Ansah To My Prayers
Joique Your Chains

Green Bay Packers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Packers are a fan favorite due to a number of incredible talents and winning seasons. With Aaron Rodgers and the full supporting cast back for 2017, all we can do is get ready for some Green Bay success by choosing a killer fantasy team name.

Lacy Under Ware
Corn Cobb Pipe
Shopping at Lacy’s
Prepare for the Clinton-Dix
Monica Loves Clinton Dix
Corn on the Cobb
Armed Rodgery
Lacy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Lambeau Leapers
Lacy is Victorious Secret
CheeseHead a Lot of Dix
Teach Me How to Raji
Favre from Retiring
Aaron It Out
Jumpin’ For Jordy
Slob On My Cobb
The Cream of the Cobb

Houston Texans 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Man that Houston Texan defense is pretty remarkable. Yeah, they did win some fantasy football championships last year. For 2017 we’re back with some even better 2017 Houston Texans fantasy team names.

Insane Clowney Posse ft. DJ Watt
Turn Down for Watt
J.J. SWAT Team
More Cushing for the Pushing
Clowney Questions, Bro
Clowney the Circus Centerpiece
DeAndre Hopkins University
Arian My Wayward Son
A Foster Always Pays His Debts
Arian Nation
Run Foster Run!
Send in the Clowneys
Arian Foster’s Brotherhood

Indianapolis Colts 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Colts offense is poised for a killer 2017, both in fantasy football and real life. That’s music to fantasy owners ears, which means they just need a killer Colts fantasy inspired team name to rub it in their opponents face just a little more.

Playing With My Fleener
Oscar Meyer Fleener
Fleener-Schnitzel
How I Lucked Your Mother
Makin It Wayne
Don’t Luck at my Fleener
All You Need is Luck
T.Y. Beanie Babies
Natural Bjoern Killers
Check My Balls
The Luckness Monster
Colt Following
Bradshawshank Redemption
Luck Be a Brady Tonight
Luck My Ass
T.Y Very Much

Jacksonville Jaguars 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Jaguars never cease to amaze. Sometimes in good ways, most times in bad ways. For 2017 we’re hoping for a turnaround for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Here’s our 2017 fantasy team name guide for the Jags.

Henne Given Sunday
Blackmon and Decker
Henne I Shrunk the Kids
Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
Cecil Pants
Full Metal Joeckel
A Blackmon Stole My Radio
Joeckel & Hyde
Toby or Not To Be
OMG! They Killed Henne!
Orange is the New Blackmon
Scobee and the Gerharts
The Hurns Locker
That’s Supposed Toby a Graham?
Make It Blaine

Kansas City Chiefs 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

It’s no secret that I’m a HUGE Kansas City Chiefs fan. That’s probably why this list is so long. I found some awesome fantasy football team names for the Chiefs. Some of them are courtesy of ArrowheadPride readers (their username is noted). Here’s what I’ve got for 2017 team names folks.

CrocoKnile Dundee (from BJG1009)
The Abdullah-oblongata (from ChiefBearcat)
Breaston Largements (from DCherry35)
2 Girls 1 Succop (from CommanderinCHIEFS)
He. Could. Go Jamaal. The. Way.
Sutton Funny Is Going On Here
Hungry HipPoe
The Pillsbury PoeBoys
Tommy Bahama Collectors Club
Louie Aguiar’s Mustache
Husain in the Membrane
Reidburger in Paradise (from ChiefsandCigars)
Reid’em & Weep
Chiefs Without a Cassel
Dontari’s Toe
Kids in the Hali
The Midwest Knile Virus
Charles and The Touchdown Factory
Reid Option
Berry the Hatchet
KCMasterPriest
Dante’s Haulin Oates
Fury of the Knile
Zombo Apocalypse
KC Chiefs R Us
Hali Hali Oxen Free
Jamaal’s Dash n Andy’s Stache
Kniley and Cyrus
Blitz Berry Crunch
50 Shades of Bray
The Knile-High Club
Tou-be Continued
Avery Damn Time
Sea of Reid
Berry, Berry, Quite Dontari
Jamaal Day Long
I’m Your HuckleBerry
Hali Berry’s TDs
Colquitt While You’re Ahead
You Don’t Know Poe
Consider Me Knile Davis
Doreidos
The Hali Llama
Grback to the Future
Jamaalin’ me crazy?
Too legit to Colquitt
Shut the Succop!
Charles in Charge
King Without a Cassel

Miami Dolphins 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Miami Dolphins made a big splash in free agency getting Suh in 2017. Time will tell if he’s worth the money. Let’s see how their offseason moves translated to their 2017 fantasy team names.

Knowshons Eleven
Mary-Ja’Wuan-A
Till The Wake Drips From My Balls
All These Mitchell’s Crawl
Jimmy, Tannehill, Landry
Cameron Wake and Bake
Folding My Landry
Suh’s Your Daddy Now
Suh Girls, One Cup
Suh Kids on the Block
King of the Tannehil
30 Seconds to Lamar’s
Millers Mondays
We’re The Millers

Minnesota Vikings 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

With Adrian Peterson missing 2014 the Vikings weren’t the same team they could have been. Now that he’s back the Vikings may see success in 2017. I love Teddy Bridgewater and expect some big things from Minnesota. Here are their 2017 fantasy team names.

The Blair Walsh Project
Kalil Me Maybe
The Bridgewater Connection
No More Norv
Adrian BeaterSon
AP Switch Hitter
Walsh Your Peterson
Yankey My Johnson
The Rhodes Ahead
Open Up a Can of Peterson
To the Window…To The Wallace
Ponder The Future
Shouldn’t Have Gone to Jared
All Day I Kalil
Don’t Touch My Peterson!

New England Patriots 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Patriots have been the talk of the NFL so far in 2017. They’ve won a Super Bowl, been accused of cheating by deflating footballs, fined by the league and still seem to be enjoying life. As you can imagine, many of the Patriots 2017 fantasy football team names are about what’s surrounded the team.

Hernandez Pistol Offense
Hernandez Hit Men
Gronk If You Wanna See My TD’s
The Gronk Abides
Medulla Amendola
Brady Gaga
Wilfork on the First Date
Wilfork for Food
Here’s My Number…Call Me Brady
Koppen a Feel
The Big Gostkowski
Pimpin Ain’t Easley
Ladies and Edelman
Ridley’s Talib It or Not
Burger Tyms
Belicheck Yourself B4 You Rex Yourself
Uggs and Thugs
Wilfork for Food
Too Easley
LaFell in Love With a Girl
Chronic Masterdeflater
Caught Red Hernandezed
Check My Balls
Party Like a Gronk Star
Brady and the Deflaters
Brady Likes Soft Balls
Airing It Out (of my balls)
The Big Glasskowski
Bad Mother Tucker
I Don’t Give a Tuck

New Orleans Saints 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

I’ll be honest, the Saints have had an offseason that I didn’t expect. They shipped players all over (notably Jimmy Graham) and they took away some great fantasy team names for 2017. Don’t worry, we’ve still got some good ones.

Drill’er then Spill’er
Natural Born Spiller
Spiller High Life
Spiller Genuine Draft
Spiller? I Hardly Know Her!
Ingram Toneails
Cookin The Competition
Easy Breesy Beautiful
Breesus Christ

New York Giants 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Giants are a team that people love to hate. Personally I don’t hate them, just Eli. Sometimes. That stupid face he puts on really gets to me. I’m working through it. I think he can have some fantasy success with the emergence of OBJ, so let’s see what 2017 has in store.

Turn Your Head and Coughlin
Let’s get Rasharded
The Playbook of Eli
Eli Looks at Things
Formerly Known as Prince Amakamura
Live and Let Diehl
Cruz Control
Turn Your Head and Coughlin
Rashad Hour 2
Don’t Ask Donnell
Pulp Fictor Cruz
Kiwanuklear Warfare
Pierre-Paul and Mary
Me Seahorny
Go Tuck Yourself
Strahan Solo
Eli Super Manning
Rashad Peter Jennings
Andre The Giant
Don’t Ask Donnell

New York Jets 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The 2017 New York Jets are extremely interesting. They fire Rex Ryan, stick with Geno Smith and leave us with some interesting 2017 fantasy football team names. We’ve searched far and wide for the best 2017 fantasy football team names for the New York Jets.

We also touched on the New York Jets 2017 fantasy value in our AFC East fantasy football podcast.

Geno-Cologists
Coples Therapy
Say My Namath
I’m Harvin a Migrane
Geno 911
Pryor Knowledge
Coples Therapy
The Geno Project
Ryanasaurus Rex
Vicktorious
Double Decker Sandwhich
D’Brickishawshank Redemption
Pryor Arrests
Dis Willie Up Your Colon
She Wants the Dee

Oakland Raiders 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Oh the Oakland Raiders. They’re always something special aren’t they? They’re back in 2017 with some improved offensive weapons. Hopefully that carries over to some new and improved 2017 fantasy football team names. Here’s the best of the best for the 2017 Oakland Raiders.

Corn on the Schaub
Jones-Drew a Vick on Your Face
Maid in McFadden
Schaubshank Redemption
21 Jump Streeter
Hand Schaub
Schaub Through the Heart
What Would Maurice Jones Drew?
Chekwa-Self Before You Wreck Yo Self
Mi Kasa Su Kasa
Schaub Shank Redemption
Holmesward Bound
Sesame Streater
Ayy, Must Be the Murray’s
Silver and Mack
Carrie Me Home
Kahalil’n In The Name Of
Hanning with Mr. Cooper
Silence! I Khalil You!
Murray Up Offense

Philadelphia Eagles 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The 2017 Philadelphia Eagles certainly look a lot different than they did in 2014. With Chip Kelly gone there are bound to be some new fantasy football team names for 2016. Here are the best of the best 20172017 Eagles fantasy football team names.

Sproles Royce
Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
The Real Chip Shady
Big Balls Chip
So Good it Ertz
Celekting a Name Ertz My Head
Hanging With Cooper
Phlying High
Boykin Till It Ertz
Shadydelphia
It’s Always Shady in Chipadelphia
Birds With Friends
In the Vick of Time

Pittsburgh Steelers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Pittsburgh Steelers have a bunch of fantasy value for 2017. They also have a bunch of great fantasy team names thanks to their players and their arrests. Here are the best Pittsburgh Steelers fantasy football team names for 2017.

99 Problems But Big Ben Ain’t One
Le’Von on a Prayer
Steel Curtain
Moore Cow Bell
Big Ben’s Dating Service
Marvin Martivis
Lick My Antonio Brown
Devonta more Weeden, Le’Veon?
Anttonio’s Brownies
Wheaton Thins
Pittsburgh Lie, Cheat & Steelers
Le’Veon My Heyward Son
Saved By the Bell
Archer’s Danger Zone
Get Tuitt

Saint Louis Rams 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The St. Louis Rams finally rid themselves of the injured Sam Bradford to bring Nick Foles into the fold. It’s a bold move cotton.

Let’s see if the St. Louis Rams 2017 fantasy football team names will fair any better than the team will.

Bad Case of Laurinaitis
Isaiah Pead on My Shoes
Don’t Be a Gurley Man
Stafford-Upon-Tavon
Tavon Austin 3:16
Rams Bringing It Up The Rear

San Diego Chargers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Messing With Manti
She Gives Woodhead
Cry Me a Rivers
Bolt Up
The Gates are Open
Morning Woodhead
Just Kaeding
Mystic Rivers
Philip Givers, Antonio Takes
Rivers Me Timbers
Every Kiss Begins With Kaeding
Gates Screwed Me
A Rivers Runs Through It

San Francisco 49ers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Over the Salary Kaep
Rate R for Gore
Kaepernickelback
Hard-Gore Porn
Wine Her, Dine Her, 49er
Multiple Gore-gasms
The Bolding the Beautiful

Seattle Seahawks 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fourth and Lynches
Sherman Incompletion Act
Marshawn of the Dead
Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
12th Man Records
How My Skittles Taste
Sherminator
Full Hauschka
12th Men
4th and Lynches
Legion of Doom
The Marshawn Lynchers
Hustle Wilson
The Fail Marys
Every Day I’m Russellin
Seahawk Mafia
Hubby was Percy Whipped
A Shaved Percy is a Baldwin
The Unger Games
Russell Sprouts
KamTrak
Harvin a Good Time
Sherman’s March
RussellMania
Tricky Dick’s Pick Six Clique
Not in My Hauschka

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Turn McCown for What!?

Tennessee Titans 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

You Sankeyed My Battleship
Do the Stankey Leg

Washington Redskins 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

RGIII With a Healthy Knee
Orakpo’s Modern Life
Say Helu to My Little Friend
ABC, Easy as RG3
WashingForeskins
Garcon Daly

Other Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

In addition to breaking fantasy football team names by team we’ve also included some of the most popular names incorporated with TV shows and movies.

Take a look at some of the coolest and wildest fantasy football team names for 2017 that we could find.

The Best Superhero Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

Kaeptain America
Hammer of Gore
Batman and Khiry Robinson
The Flashad Jennings
Wonder Womannuel Sanders
The Vereen Lantern
The Green Laenternick
Dr. Manninghattan
Captain Atom Brady
WolVereen
Mister Majestictor Cruz
Professor FleX
The Incredible Welk
SilVernon Surfer
Dr. DeStrangelo Williams
SuperManning
The Winston Justice League
Teen Titans
Zoo Cruz
X-Menziel
Flash Gordon
A.J. Hawkeye
Boomerisiarang
Wes Luthor
Dr. Maurice Jones-Doom

The Best James Bond Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

We know you love James Bond and we know you love fantasy football. Sounds like it’s time to combine James Bond with some of our favorite fantasy names. Ladies and gents we present the best James Bond fantasy football team names of 2017.

Dr. Knowshon
The Manziel with the Golden Gun
Chad Ochopussy
You Only Live Rice
Pussy GaGore
Green and Goldfinger
Andy Dalton: The Best Bond
Danny Goodhead/Holly Woodhead
Live and Let Bye
The Man With the Golden Tate
For Your Eyes Garconly
Diamonds Are Gorever
License to Tannehill
Montee ThunderBall
Goldfingram
The Living DayWrights
Touchdwon Tomorrow Never Dies
The Zuerlin Not Enough
Anquantum of Solace
Aaron Roddjob

The Best Saturday Night Live Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

I love Saturday Night Live and you love Saturday Night Live, which means you deserve some incredible Saturday Night Live fantasy football team names. Here are the best Saturday Night Live fantasy football team names of 2017.

Nicks in a Box
My Pick in a Mock
Eric Deck in a Box
Van Down By Phil Rivers
2 Wild and Crabtree Guys
Josh MacGruber
Montee’s Schweddy Balls
The Ken is Wrightier
Lay Off Me I’m Harvin
Debbie McCowner
Gotta Have McCownbell
Going to Pump Helu Up
Reggie Wayne’s World
Baby Don’t Ertz Me
Oops I Crabtreed My Pants

The Best Breaking Bad Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

Breaking Bad may just be one of my favorite TV shows ever. I know I’m not alone in that fact. If you’re as big of a Breaking Bad fan as I am you’ve probably looked for a way to combine the show with your fantasy team name.

You’re in luck because we’ve done all the hard work for you! Here are 25 of the top Breaking Bad fantasy football team names for 2017. Say my name…

Kaep’N Cook
Blue Sky Bros
Flyn Is Cerebral Ballsy
Dammit Marie!
DEA Agent Goodell
Vamanos Pests
Better Call Montee Ball
Skinny Pete and the Badgers
Walter White’s Tighty Whities
Heisenburglers
Flynn’s Breakfast Club
The Salamanca Hit Squad
Yo, Gatorade Me, Bitch!
Big Ben Heisenburger
Rashard Methenhall
The Box Cutters
Have an A1 Day
Bogdan’s Eyebrows
Second Cellphone
Say My Name
Pizza on the Roof
Pinkman Punters
Somkin’ da Ricin
The Schradernaters
Heisenberg’s Hitmen

The Best South Park Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

South Park is a classic that nearly every fantasy football fan has heard of. If you haven’t, go check it out.

But seriously, here are some of the best South Park fantasy football team names for 2017. If you love fantasy football and South Park, this is the list for you.

Screw You Guys, I’m Santonio Holmes — Cartmans’ Catch Phrase
The Marc Trest-Man-Bear-Pigs — Episode 10.6 from ManBearPig
The Michael Crab-tree People — Episode 7.8 from South Park is Gay
Kayne West Loves RG Three Sticks — Episode 13.5 from Fishsticks
Michael Huff-Cabbage — Episode 14.9 from It’s a Jersey Thing
Butter’s Bottom Bitches — Episode 13.9 from Butters Bottom Bitch
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED HENNE! — The Boys Catch Phrase
Josh Gordon, Drugs are Bad Mmkay — Episode 2.4 from Ike’s Wee Wee
John Kuhn & Friends — Episode 14.11–14.13 from Coon & Friends
Bishop Sankey & Christmas Poo’s — Episode 1.1 from Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo

The Best Game of Thrones Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

I know that the Game of Thrones has a passionate fan-base behind it which is why it was only appropriate to add some of the best fantasy football team names related to the show. I’ve personally never seen Game of Thrones (it’s on my to-do list) but I promise I’ve pulled some of the best options out there.

Winterfell Direwolves
Dothraki Dragons
King’s Landing Wildfire
Castle Black Crows
Crossing Massacre
Casterly Rock Red Cloaks
Iron Islands Storm
Westeros Wildings
Astapor Unsullied
Northern White Walkers

The Best True Detective Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

True Detective is considered by some to be the best show on TV right now. As so many people have grown to be fans, we felt it was only fair to include some True Detective Fantasy Football team names for 2017. Here are some of the best ones we could find:

RustleMania
Cohle’s Lone Star All-Stars
Rust-i-culous
Marty’s Lonely Hart Club Band
Hart Investigative Solutions
Regular Type Dude With a Big …
LeDoux and LeDonts
The Yellow Kings
The Devil Catchers
The Spaghetti Monsters
The Lawnmover Man
The Flat Circles
Barbie Doll Gangbang
The Iron Crusaders
The Grapes of Erath
Bad Men at the Door
Dora’s Explorers
The Monster at the End
Debts to be Paid
Cohle Hearted Snake

I’ve never seen True Detective, but I bet a few of these fantasy football team names resonate with your True Detective fans.

The Best The League Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

The league is an instant classic for fantasy football fans everywhere. Although some of the fantasy football team names you’ll see below are commonplace in the industry, we believe that they still act as great options for certain owners. In fact, I love some of these fantasy football team names to death. Maybe it’s just because I really enjoy the show.

Try the Veal
Password is Taco
The Bobbum Men
The Scrote Squad
Mr. McGibblets
The Shiva Blasts
Dick Cream
The Herdsman
Sacko del Toro
Taco Corp
El Cunado
Gattaca
Double Dropping Deuces
The Mental Erections
Tit Whiskey
The Fear Boners
Tinker Stinkers
The Rafi Bombs
The Breastalyzers
Shiva Blast
$7 Worth of Hoobastank
The Trade Rapists
The Mayan A-Cock-A-Lips
Jizzclosure
Ol’Smoke Crotch
Chalupa Batmans
The White Knucklers
The Dirty Randys
Brolo el Cunado
The Murder Boners

Even if you aren’t enjoying these “The League” inspired fantasy football names for 2017 I recommend checking out the show from season 1. It’ll get you hooked and keep you coming back for more. These fantasy football team names will keep your fantasy spirit alive all season long.

The Best Workaholics Fantasy Football Team Names for

2017

Workaholics is a classic comedy central show that has grown a wild and passionate fan base. Many love it while others can’t stand it. For those of you that are looking to add some Workaholics team names to your fantasy football life I recommend checking out the suggestions below. They’re the best Workaholics fantasy football team names we’ve found online to date.

The Raw Doggers
The Dad Dicks
Fully Torqued
Straight Grizzly’s
God Damned Farm Shamans
The Wizards
Big Ol’ God Titties
Silver Rights Activists
Fry Guys
The Tight Buttholes
Brociopath
Deputy Dong
MeatJerkinBeefBoys
Dry Guys
Thor’s Hammer
EEYOO MAGGOTS
The Chupacabrajes
Water Trash
Chamilitary Ment
Tezmanian Devils

The Best Archer Themed Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

The TV show Archer has gained a ton of fans across the world, and rightfully so. It only makes sense that Archer fans want to incorporate one of their favorite shows with their fantasy football league. These are some of the best Archer Fantasy Football Team Names that we could find:

Duchesses
Danger Zone
Lana’s Vulva
ALLO!
Shit Snacks
Fister Roboto
Team Live Badass
Horatio Cornblowers
Team Meouschwitz
Whore Island Ocelots
Archers of Lovecrosse
Sploosh!
The Whordiots
Green Rusians
Piggly Pigskins
Casa Blumpkin League!
The Pele of Anal
Poovey Farmers
Rich Ass Tunts
Dicknuts
Ocelotta Touchdowns
Fisto-roboto’s
Team Other Barry
Rays Rimmers
Archers of Loaf-crosse

Dr. Who Theme Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen Dr. Who in my life. What I do know is that there are a ton of fans across America that absolutely love the show. With a great fan base comes fantasy football themed team names. Here are some of the best Dr. Who fantasy football team names for 2017.

Cult of Skaro
Sparrow and Nightingale
Jammy Dodgers
Pandorica
Team Gallifrey
EXTERMINATE!
The Fightin’ Feezes
Hooverville Outcasts
Feezes and Bowties
The Faces of Bowe

Classic Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

Everyone loves a classic and some of these classic fantasy football team names will never go out of style. We’ve found some that we love and others that we don’t, but that’s the thing about classics. There’s always room for debate.

Naughty by Nurture
Easy Breesy Beautiful
Straight Outta Tomlin
Living on a Prater
EZ-Dez It
Jive Turkeys
The Dark Side of Warren Moon
Forte Acres and a Mule
Scobee Snacks
Too Legit to Britt

There are tons of other classic fantasy football team names out there. These are just some of the most popular ones we’ve seen online in 2017.

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names Based on TV Shows for 2017

We all know that there are thousands of TV shows that we all love and would love to create fantasy football team names off of them. You’re in luck because we’ve broken down some of the best fantasy football team names based off tv shows. Some of the best ones include:

Scobbe Snacks
Jersey Leshoure
Tashard by an Angel
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Game of Throwns
Dancin’ With Jacoby
Kendall the Bounty Hunter
Helu Kitty
Hatfields & McCoys
King of the Tannehill
Shootin’ Newton
Is That Your Final Ansah?
Arreliousted Development
Stafford & Son
Talib it to Beaver