THE FLYOVERLAND CRANK — THE WIT AND WISDOM OF A GARRULOUS GEEZER

Halloween, 2019

The inventor of ‘chocolate for eating’ is unknown, but…

Mark Mehlmauer
Nov 3 · 5 min read

Mediumites, sorry, I guess this column can be filed under Day Late-Dollar Short. I publish my columns here one week after they appear on my website. Clearly, I didn’t think it through. No wonder I can’t get…

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I’m The Flyoverland Crank(.com)-I post a new weekly column “featuring the wit & wisdom of a garrulous geezer” every Sunday-Random posts randomly-Have an OK day

Letters From Flyover Country

A collection of my weekly columns — (usually)letters written to my grandkids to haunt them after I’m deleted.

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