Tamas KalmanWarning: Consequences for Disruptive Behavior in MeetingsUnfortunately, some of your recent suggestions have had the unintended consequence of putting me, as the PM in an unfavorable light.May 16, 2023May 16, 2023
Tamas KalmanReminder: Professional Conduct, Engagement Expectations, and Training Responsibilities — Final…I have observed instances where your level of attention and engagement has been less than satisfactory.May 15, 2023May 15, 2023
Tamas KalmanImportant Updates and Exciting Opportunities Await!First and foremost, we will be reintroducing the office commute as a requirement, effective immediately.May 15, 2023May 15, 2023
Tamas KalmanEmbracing a Culture of Accountability and GrowthWe are introducing an incentive program that recognizes the top 10 most accurate reporters annually.May 14, 2023May 14, 2023
Tamas KalmanUpdate on Employee Evaluation and TestingEffective immediately, we will be incorporating IQ tests alongside skills and merit evaluations for all new hires.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
Tamas KalmanApology for Unjust Firings and Introduction of New Firing ProcessMoving forward, we are implementing a new firing process that aims to ensure fairness and equal treatment for all employees.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
Tamas KalmanCongratulations on Winning the Euthanasia Lottery!We extend our warmest congratulations on this remarkable win.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
Tamas KalmanAnnouncement of AI-driven Business Operations and Social Responsibility InitiativeOur company’s AI system has reached a level of sophistication where it is now fully capable of autonomously managing the business.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
Tamas KalmanApology for Workforce Reduction and Support OfferingsRegrettably, these advancements have also resulted in a reduced need for human labor across several departments.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
Tamas KalmanApology for Workforce Reduction and Commitment to Merit-Based HiringWe have made the difficult decision to reevaluate our workforce and implement a transition to a merit-based hiring model.May 13, 2023May 13, 2023
