Trump Killed Halloween
And He has Killed Christmas Too
As usual, Trump was lying when he said that Biden was going to kill Christmas. That’s because he has already killed Christmas, and has killed Halloween, too.
So blame the right guy. The Pumpkinhead.
If Trump had kept us out of wholesale community spread of Covid-19, we would all be celebrating a much nicer Halloween, and most certainly, a much nicer Christmas. And many of us won’t be able to celebrate either at all!
I know even though my kids are all grown up that I looked forward to kids coming by the house to get some candy. It is now banned. Thank you Mr. Pumpkinhead.
My wife has even warned me not to buy a pumpkin this year. “Who touched those pumpkins”, she said. And I know I am not alone.
But Christmas? Mr. Trump Pumpkinhead, why take Christmas too? You already did that. It will take more than the few weeks left to Christmas to get us back to normal even with the most responsible leadership!
How can I have my annual family party which typically counts several dozen people showing up for a good time and lots of good conversations and catching up? How can I spend hours with my grandchildren running about screaming with the dogs happier than they have been for almost a year? Gone. Gone. Gone. Down the zoom hole of hopelessness.
Mr. Trump Pumpkinhead clearly stole Christmas. Or was it his friend the Red Jinn Putin!
We learned something too. Halloween has good lies worth preserving about “Trick or Treat!” and Christmas does too, “Santa Clause.” My book is all about how to get your (good) Lies Back.
Now that Trump has stolen all of our good lies, and has enslaved us.
All we have left are evil Dictator Lies, as Chaplin said.
P.S. Pictures from the book, Printed 1929. None of this is new. Read some history folks. If you can find this book, it is a great read. Better than Harry Potter in my humble opinion. Yes, it is also a bunch of good lies we need to preserve.