Escape from Zombie Mansion

It was England or France, in an old mansion. There was a show on telly about cooking that was shot in the mansion. The director of the kitchen was an older woman with dark hair, she had chefs in white garments who worked with her. I was sure some of them where french because on the telly I saw subtitles as the cooks described the dishes and recipes.

One day I decided to go to this mansion. When I got there I tried to have a talk with the show crew and celebrities, to tell them how delicious the meals where and ask for any advice on particular dishes, they just kept nodding and being cold, there was one male chef with a roundish bald head, he just looked at me and went about his duties. When I concluded they had no time for me, I decided to go home.

First, I had to use the bathroom. I found one which was posh, I see this designer toilet bag and have no idea why I take it. As I leave the bathroom, I see a room to my left, its tastefully done, with dainty little chairs, I had to take a picture. Then I sat down on one Georgian chair tucked in the corner of the room, I began to go through the designer bag nothing of interest was in it, save for something that looked like a mirror, as I was fiddling with that I heard a start of activity in the house. I turned back and saw this black American actor/comedienne (can’t remember his name), rush by to the bathroom, he wanted to take a shower. I turned back to the mirror thing and held it to the dainty chairs and pressed a button, a loud boom followed, and the shuffle of footsteps increased, I then realised it wasn't my camera, as I tried to bring my camera out to take the picture, the roundish bald headed chef appeared at my right side,
“you have to leave now” he said, his face turning white
“why??” I asked
He repeated himself and goes to bathroom to tell the actor to do the same I assumed. I got my things together and started to leave when I realised all the chefs and everyone in the house where out in the hallway, they had turned ashen, I began to run. I ran out of the mansion only to see that the whole street was filled with zombies, the sun was down too.

I began to run as fast as I could, jumping over some of the creatures, after a while, the American Actor appeared by my side and we tried escaping together, somehow we got to the top of a fridge or something, with three zombies trying to climb up too, one of them was the bald chef. We used ceramic cups and a teapot to stun them, then we got down.

We had gone in circles and we were back at the mansion, actually the American Actor, forgot something, as we were leaving, the Actor realised that his car was gone, but we saw a car key on the console near the front door, we grabbed it and just then, the Master zombie and two of his bodyguards started to come out of the house. We dove into the car but one of the guard was already trying to open the door. I jumped out and started to run. The american actor managed to put the key in the ignition and zoomed off, with the zombie dude stumbling to the ground, the actor slowed for me and I jumped into the car and we zoomed away! the car was a Lincoln.

Then I woke up!
wheew, I was exhausted, and couldn’t believe how much i could remember. . .