The Nicest Shirt I’ve Ever Had, an Ode to Skim Milk

A day ago I got the nicest shirt I’ve ever had

It wasn’t a button-down, flannel or even plaid

It caught my eye with its unique shade

I needed it like a samurai needs a blade

I touched it and felt how soft it was

And then my friend said I could have it, just because

It was love at first wear and I was lost after that

I was so fresh I didn’t even need a hat

I’m hooked on this shirt and I feel smooth as silk

I might be lactose intolerant but I’m happy to drink this milk.

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