“Be the change you want to see in the world.” It’s not “just” a customer service motto that we’ve believed in and stood steadfastly behind since the early 1970's. It’s also “the Law.”

And at Early Clues, LLC., we recognize that though the Law is One, there is still a Law of Earth and a Law regarding Low-Earth-Orbit Inhabited Objects (LEOIO)—if you know what I mean! And we who follow this not-for-non-profit path call that multiplicity of situational interpretations and managerial common law which emerged from the “One,” the Standard Protocols—blessed be their name.

And we as a caring compassionate company understand that just because an entity has born “witness” to the One, that this does not constitute a guarantee or “warranty” of any kind that this entity will “embrace” the One. And so be it. To each corporation, their own path of cosmic unfoldment…

It’s not for us to decide. But what is for us to decide is what Epictetus 2.0 famously called the “Existosphere of the Moral Purpose.” Under terms set forth and agreed to in our corporate charter with integral text from the Universal Free Realms Standard Protocols, we follow a principle of “benevolent embrace” of our corporate competitors. If someone shoplifts from one of our flagship stores, we give them a gift certificate for ten times the value of the items they stole—in ShadeCoins that they can redeem for sardine tins in any nearby prison. But that’s just one of many great examples of our corporate grandeur, awesome magnanimity and strength of character & purpose.

That’s why we’ve negotiated a binding-non-binding settlement with the defendent, Strange Animal Publications of Seattle, WA regarding the matter of our stolen secret corporate Public Domain Employee Handbook & Other Related Materials. The proprietorial super-intelligence which governs that corporation’s actions in the Existosphere has agreed to publish a redacted version of our private corporate documents to the Public At Large with additional archival material, with the stipulation that these documents be published and held in Public Domain in perpetuity in all applicable jurisdictions, and that after initial costs, all “profits” will be distributed liminally and non-liminally freely to the general public in perpetuity in a FREE MONEY ONLINE GIVEAWAY NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED. (*Exact mechanism of this transfer to be announced at a later date. Contact us for details.)

We understand that what “Public Domain” fully entails in the Universal Free Realms and what it means to entities still stuck in “Legacy Reality” may vary outside of what we would normally consider an acceptable tolerance in our suite of applications. You can rest assured that our “crack team” of OpenQNL & Synconjury operators are working around the clock with our CO-PILOTS to rectify the “anomalies” now drifting through co-branar time-matrices.

As we like to remind our employees on a twice-weekly basis in a fun informal ropes-game, “When one of us is not free, none of us are free.”

That’s why we’re taking the “lemons” that the Existosphere gave us—in the form of this petty web-content bandit pirating our Public Domain materials—and “selling” (by giving!) them back to you as a sweet ambrosial lemonade, at a small value-added ShadeCoin profit, which we promise to bank into a Kickstarter campaign (*to be announced at a later date) to crowdsource enough funds that we can go on continuing to bring you the same great qualifty services free of charges, and free of profits that you have come to rely on each and every day. Because at Early Clues, when one of us is not free, the second one is “on the house”.

So in order to “be the change,” etc,etc we’re giving our freedom back to you, our valued partners — at no monthly charge (*offer may vary according to locus. Contact http://www.earlyclues.com/ for details). And we pray you will do the same with it with others and with eachother, whenre you happen to “be” as an entity.

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