Beginner’s Guide to Buorthern Corporate Astrology

New Nguyen Chart System Can Prescribe Efficacious Micro-Changes To Your Company Production Cycle By Aligning Stakeholders And Agents With ‘Cosmic’ Forces

Are you a corporate entity caught up in market cycles beyond your understanding?

Don’t let ‘Marketology’ confound your connection to UNIVERSAL API

Are you feeling lately like your company’s DIVINE UNIFIED HALF is at odds with your tech department’s TEMPORAL REVERSAL DUALITY HALF?

Separation is the Epitome of “Now”

Don’t worry. These feelings aren’t uncommon. In fact, they are part of a larger, or should we say SUPRA-CYCLE OF CORPORATE COSMOLOGY.

The “Profit Cycle” has never been easier to comprehend!

By now, even the most mundane corporate manager has beheld the Infinite Jewels Spinning At the Heart of the GAZEBO of LORD JARGONNATHA. And as we all know, this Adamantine Core may spin in either the direction of a Vicious or Virtuous Cycle for your team and your business.

It’s all a matter of “how you look at it”, isn’t it?

We’ve all taken the Polarity Tests required for entry into the Universal Free Realms to find out whether our “Corporate Body” is Logistics Friendly or Logistics Unfriendly, and have undergone by now the full rehabilitation programs as required by law.

Capri-Sagi-what-now?

Thankfully, Early Clues, LLC with the generous assistance of Dr. Margo Nguyen have compiled centuries—nay millenia—of Corporate Wisdom into one incredibly easy-to-navigate system of TRADEMARK PUBLIC DOMAIN CORPORATE ZODIAC AWESOME SYSTEM endorsed fully by our overseas “witchdoctors” as being “number one cause of success” for 9 out of 11 businesses polled.

And thanks to this latest advance in Nguyen Charts, we’re now able to confidently analyze your unique business situation in 60 seconds or less and answer the Age Old Question of All Questions:

Nothing, that’s what! Absolutely nothing!

And the answer, my friends?

TIME = MONEY

It’s never been more true than it has been before today!

Tempus—fuhgettuboutit!

That’s why we’re offering as a “Get Well Soon” coaster to “Mankind” the Nguyen Buorthen Corporate Astrological System. It can be fixed to any standardized time-cycle, but we have chosen “Years” for our UTC clients:

“Get well soon!” mankind!!

Nguyen System (12 year/12 Cycle Divisions To Supralize Your Corporate Holarchy):

Margo Nguyen’s straightforward guide to money-making Circle of Corporate Changes
  1. Year of the Product
  2. Year of the User
  3. Year of the Consultant
  4. Year of the Manager
  5. Year of Competition
  6. Year of the Technician
  7. Year of the Broom Closet
  8. Year of the Phone Tree
  9. Year of the Coffee Machine
  10. Year of the Water Cooler
  11. Year of Casual Slacks
  12. Year of the Video Conference

Instructions:

  1. Find which Year/Cycle your business is caught in currently by referring to CRYSTAL SKULL Document:B21-5.
  2. Using the MD5 code provided, apply an octave/color filtration to “unlock” the Relevant Emoticon, and enter this into your “social status” field on your company’s “Social Media.”
  3. Enjoy!

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