Help Us Birth A New Reality Model
Conjure the tools for augmented Existospheric interactivity
Early Clues was launched with the goal of providing a broad range of useful reality enhancement and modulation applications for the full range of entities across multiple utilization platforms. Our top-notch engineers are hard at work on novel new approaches to Waking Life Operation and Dreamvision Interaction, while our R &D team performs cutting-edge WebDiv data analysis to identify current psychosynchronous social trends.
Here are some of the things that make this “challenge” interesting:
Early Clues is Novel. From OpenQNL to Synconjury to CheirOS, our applications are so cutting-edge that our engineers regularly have to sweep up molecular “leavings” from the floor. Nobody has ever done what we’re doing. Ever.
Early Clues is “Getting it Ready for You”™. “Work” never stops at Early Clues, LLC, because it never started in the first place. Instead, we’ve incorporated Relaxifarian principles into our corporate model, which means we’re in a perpetual state of “getting it ready.”
Early Clues is Ontoholistic. To say we’re cross-platform compatible would be an egregious understatement. We’re cross-Branespace-ready. Our “target audience,” our “clients, customers and investors,” even our “employees” all come from a wide range of space/time locations, sub-locations, and Liminalities. This means that we have to design for everyone, everywhen and everywhere.
We believe there are excellent opportunities in our organization for a number of entities/ontosingularities who are interested in helping us birth our New Reality Model. We are looking for a few “happy campers” to help us take Early Clues not just to the “next level,” but two or three levels beyond that level, and maybe even further!
- You’re excited by the idea of SparkleWork/PathWalking, and are “attracted” to Platonic Solids
- Are comfortable with “Radical Animism” and are willing to acknowledge Universal Rights for All Entities
- You are able to program in/design for iOS/Objective-C and/or Ruby On Rails, HTML5/CSS, or “misc”
- You are titillated by the idea of “Free Pizza”
- Are among the best at what you do and want to work with peers who challenge you to the occasional CheirOS Duel.
We work in a malleable, GAZEBO-accesible space in the downtown Tri-Cities, but we’ll consider enities from anywhere/when if you’re willing to commute or work from “HOME.”
Just Summon Us.
There can be no right “candidate” for these positions, as we don’t “believe” in candidates. In fact, you may already be working for us, but just don’t realize it yet. The only way to tell is by summoning us using the following OpenQNL script:
Summon(Open.QNL);
Run(Probability.Matrix.Generator); Set(Variable.Set)=1; Assign.Value(CONTACT.FORM)~Vision.Board;
Open(Vision.Board),
Contact(Early.Clues.Inner.Help.Desk);
Print.Results(InDream);
End.
Not yet familiar with OpenQNL? NO PROBLEM! If you hacve access to an axolotl, you can “retrofork” a past reality-change via Alletospherics.
No axolotl? Simply contact us through our brand new website, www.earlyclues.com, or “TWEET” at us on “TWITTER” @earlyclues. Include some “examples” of items that “justify your existence,” and Maybe We’ll Be In Touch!™
You’re also invited to purchase a copy of our Employee Handbook, where you’ll find a delightful collection of “words and phrases.”
The Future is Yesterday with Early Clues, LLC!,
so Join Our Team Last Week!
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