Seeking Qualified #CouchSurfer For Major Tech Startup

• Address: San Francinco, CA 94102 (map)
• Date Posted: 08/28/14
• Job Type: Internship
• Description:

Couldn’t make it to “Burning Man?” No worries! Live the same “lifestyle” right here in SF… Our company has an immediate opening for ONE (1) qualified experienced #CouchSurfer to “crash” indefinitely on the office couch of our partners, a major San Francisco tech startup. This is a 100% “legit” but for now “unpaid” opportunity (with a “limitless” growth potential!) for the “right person” who must be willing to: — Sleep on an office couch with minimal or no “blankets” — Mooch off of whatever food you can find around the office — Go for long stretches without “showering” — Engage in sometimes witty, sometimes annoying conversation with “co-workers” It would help if you: — Like “technology” and need “free wifi” — Are just looking for a place to “crash” — Have an appreciation for exposed brick walls — Are down with the #GIFTECONOMY Please don’t send us your “CV.” We are committed to a “fun” corporate culture! So, send us something more interesting (a video, song, your webpage, etc) explaining why you would make the ideal corporate #CouchSurfer. Thank you in advance! PS. Some ShadeCoin remuneration may be possible.

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