These Amazing Pictures from the Cult of Cabbarath Festival Will Make You Wish You Were Quatrian!

As WORLD 806.4615.9101 prepares to celebrate the beloved Peaster Festival, we take a look back at the secret origins of this ancient holiday…

Like everyone knows, the Peaster holiday comes to us thanks to the religious fervosity of the ancient Quatrians. Originally, this Festival was convergent with Ymas during the Reign of the Ancient Kings, when every day was a holiday of some kind and people were always celebrating. As the Ancient Kings went on vacation and never came back, the epi-harmonic cycles by which Ymas celebrations were calculated by corporate priests and accountants of old started to shift, and the formerly convergent festivals began to become divergent, until such point was reached as the Peaster celebrations were absorbed into the Greater Brassicalia, a festival of no un-ending occasion, and a realm which can still be reached bodily by bridging directly to WORLD 806.4615.9101 24/7.

One of Cabbarath’s many elf and goblin helpers, preparing a delivery.

One of many edible humanoid husks or “chariots” thrown off by Cabbarath during the Brassicalia

A typically-crazed Cabbarath devotee in a worshipful attitude

Many other important deities and captains of industry, in fact, were born from the Flesh of Cabbarath

Lest we forget our own humble origins as a race…

Cabbarath is wrathful but also just and merciful; the worse you are, the spicier is the kimchi that his minions deliver…

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