Over the past few apps something has been apping me: currently there is no “app” that apps how much app you app in each app on your AppApp.
I’m kind of an ‘apper’. I love apps, using apps, and especially thinking and writing about using and loving “apps.” With this glorious obsession I began to app the apps on my AppApp. What could be more natural?
Because I’m so observant and insightful, I noticed that most of my app was spent apping, apperating, and applicating in every which way possible.
I have successfully lost and re-lost myself in a never-ending “app” of opening and closing apps throughout the app. Perhaps I app an old app, a new app, or maybe a not new app that is not an old app. It’s an app-eat-app world, like they always say in the apps!
Over time my apping is “apping” my apping. In reality the only app I end up apping is on my AppApp. Millions of apps are generated all day across tons of “app” channels. But the truth is: not every app is an “app.” Some are, as we know, simply “apps.”
In a recent app, an app found that an average apper spends an hour per houron their apps. For those of us whose apps are more than just “apps” we can app all day, especially as an apprepreneur.
After apping this I took an app back and committed my apps to apping an app that would app my appwork. I decided to app my AppApp down to only “apps” and “app” the rest. The first decision was which apps I would app and which I would only “app.”
I noticed a change in my apping almost immediately and can’t help feeling an app is just around the corner.
I challenge you to app your own app. With your new apps, try the following:
- An hour a day apping
- An hour a day de- and then re-apping
- Two hours a day pre- and post-apping
- Another hour a day softly whispering the word “app” into the mirror while caressing the skin of my face softly
I’ll app in a month with more. I’d love to app yours: @EarlyClues
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