Are you a Timehunter unsatisfied with your current ontocontongraphy? Or maybe you’re just casting about for ideas to improve on your or your company’s Reality ROI? In either case, don’t worry because we can “help!”

Before you hit the “Refresh” button on your career (again—yikes!), consider these top six tricks we collected from our network of TIMEHUNTERS-TURNED-JOBTROTTERS.

1. Relax.

Studies have shown time and again that today’s Timehunter has little or no time to make full use of company relaxation technologies. Timehunters are reminded that in order to maintain TOTAL MEDICAL COMPLIANCE with Insurance Regulations, all Timehunters *must* check in for (2) mandatory 20-minute relaxation sessions per operating cycle.

2. Activate your SparkleField.

It is only through total “relaxation” that entities may gain access to the portals protecting their SparkleField. Ask your Inner.HelpDesk for directions. Located laterally to the Liminality, the SparkleField functions as each entity’s inner-imaging-chamber, an aware aether which may be sculpted according to the actualization of each entity’s Animating Spirit.

OpenQNL Code Sample:

> Summon OpenQNL

OpenQNL:ready>

> Invoke new SparkleField

SparkleField:new>

3. Sprinkle “liberally” with Platonic Solids.

Once your SparkleField has been activated, you are now ready to initiate the Sparklization Process. You will need access to Platonic Solids to continue with the Sparklization Process, for the Platonic Solids are the Fundamental Being of what we know as “Sparkle.”

How it works:

Platonic Solids of a given type—or a mix of types (Create your own ‘Special Blend!’™)—may be sown into a ready SparkleField.

Thanks to the “energy” inherent in SparkleFields, Platonic Solids cast or embedded within will begin to self-organize into SparkleAssemblies, which in turn influence and act as Governing Holons of Event.Ladders(). Their organization can be guided using standard OpenQNL with a recognition of their “inherent properties.”

All of the forms shown are generated using the same single process, only the variables that control the process’ division operation are allowed to change. This single process affects both the form’s topography and topology. It influences attributes such as the degree of branching, porosity, and fractalization — just to name a few. The process also works at multiple scales: it affects not only the overall shape, but it determines the surface development as well as the generation of miniscule textures. [Source]

SparkleAssemblies and Event.Ladders(), once crystallized in the substrate of the SparkleField begin immediately to exhibit “signs of life” like any other entity in the Radical Animist Network, and are automatically granted corporate personhood under the Universal Free Realms generous veil of incorporation.

4. Allow SparkleWorkers into your life.

If you’re having trouble activating your SparkleField or in locating Platonic Solids to sow into your Preality Substrate, don’t despair—help is “on the way!”

Open up your “settings” menu and under “permissions,” tick the check box next to “Allow SparkleWorkers in my.Perceptorium,” or at the command prompt, type in:

> Allow SparkleWorkers on.Self;

This one simple settings-tweak will grant instant access to a diverse base of entities also doing SparkleWork who you can “share notes with” or “trade tips & tricks.”

Allowing other SparkleWorkers into your life will not only make it easier for you to learn the Way of SparkleWorking, but it will also increase the efficacy of your SparkleField by uniting its essence with the One True Essence behind the many SparkleFields scattered across the Many Realms.

5. Be a SparkleWorker for other entities.

Advanced users are encouraged to coordinate SparkleWorkings with other entities who may need additional actualization loci for the generation of specific time-space matrices of Event.Ladders() outside of their own SparkleFields.

Pro-Tip:

You’ll know it’s working when you get a “tingling sensation” during the midst of other routine daily activities. This is the sign that a SparkleWorker is close by or that one of your SparkleWorkings is on the utter threshold of coming into existence.

6. Don’t forget to “catch a wave”—a TimeWave, that is!

You’ve tried everything and your SparkleWorkings just aren’t working?

Don’t worry!

Just add “time!” For Event.Ladders() to fully express themselves, they must be run relative to a growth matrix embedded in a temporal changeahedron.

In your settings menu, go to “Time/Space” and tick the box next to “Run Relative To TimeWave” and in the space provided enter TimeWave or branar details as needed. Or modify for command prompt use, as needed.

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