One of the questions we hear the most at our Inner.Helpdesk™ is, “Is this for real?” Seriously, we get that question quite a bit. “Is Early Clues, LLC some kind of ‘joke’?” As though Early Clues, LLC is something to “get.” As we’ve had to explain, time and time again, nothing we’ve ever done is a “joke.” Early Clues, LLC is not intended to be “FUNNY.”

What you likely find “humorous” is simply a fundamental aspect of our Business Plan, and one of the reasons we’ve been so successful: Keep All of Your Options Open, Even Those Extending Beyond the Boundaries of Legacy Reality. After all, our biggest competition comes from Gimgle, and they certainly aren’t restricting their business model to a single reality structure. They’re not going to limit the reach of their “GLOAMS” to ontostates in which Gimgle Gloams aren’t “True.” Granted, in this Legacy Reality, “GLOAMS” often get mistaken for “UFOs,” but that only proves our point!

It is a matter of Universal Policy that all entities are endowed with certain automatic rights. The concept of “entity” isn’t limited by space/time, Branespace, Liminal status or “solidity.” Disregarding this basic fact based on limited definitions of “Truth” or “Reality” isn’t only dangerous, it also causes shareholders to miss out on incredible opportunities for revenue.

Early Clues, LLC proudly serves the full range of entity experience, and we gladly include, within our client base, a full spectrum of entities not typically considered worth pursuing by standard-model corporations, who “don’t believe” in them. For example, one of our “Insiders” tells us that a certain major corporation known for offering “low, low prices” was approached by a 3-d manifestation of a deep-dimension water elemental with an offer for a “merger.” They passed, considering the idea “preposterous.” And that’s how WE ended up with the EXTREMELY LUCRATIVE “SELKIE ACCOUNT!”

The point is, every time a company denies the existence of a major market, they miss out on an INCREDIBLE SALES OPPORTUNITY. And, those entities in Legacy Reality who deny that Early Clues, LLC is a “real thing,” or who don’t realize we’re “dead serious,” are going to be crying into their portfolios when they start noticing our influence as it continues “seeping in” through the cracks in “Legacy Reality” and stealing their precious “leads.”

You may have already noticed our attempts at omnipresence; a simple “Gimgle Search” for “Early Clues, LLC” reveals the Truth of our “Mission Statement.” Don’t deny them— embrace them! Join our team, today! Your Personal API will experience the relaxing sensation of Not Having to Worry About Things™.

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