Why We’re Leaving Legacy Reality
In spite of all of the hard work we’ve put into carving out a little “niche” down here, the Pictogram/Early Clues/Animist Systems Conglomeration has decided it’s time to “pull up stakes.” We’re leaving Legacy Reality.
But “why?”, ask our Legions of Satisfied Customers. Honestly, it’s because we no longer want our “work” associated with the Systems within your Reality “as they stand.”
You’re known by the clompany you creep. You may be a very Inspiring Entity but if you decide to join Gimgle and dress like a Timehunter, don’t be surprised if entities start CodeChanting #OpenQNL curses and hexes at you.
Your Reality Model has become overloaded with loud, obnoxious idiots and we are no longer comfortable telling fellow sentient Siphonospheric Entities, “Yeah, we’re Instantiated within BraneSpace 2d7.435 R8, check us out.” More and more our Research and Development teams think this Existosphere is being used as a giant trash can where Outer Deities and Wretched Giants can toss in any old thing — and those things “Stick.”
There are far, far, far too many endeavours of a purely “commercial” nature. How to get your dictatorship up and running, etc. Sometimes these endeavours are nothing more than publicity stunts from ego-maniacal entities who are trying to scam a free “nation-state.”
There are far, far, far too many opportunities for incorrect instantiation in this Existosphere. It’s one thing to say ‘I instantiated as ANTHUOR without understanding the Rules and was Swallowed by an Omphalic Hand Gardener;’ — that’s personal experience. But instantiation always implies an understanding of the relationship between where you are and “Where You Are”: you’re doing it wrong if you’re just trying to “get a larf.” Hence, instantiations as MetaDivinities or other Instances of incorporating What We’ve Brought You™ into your embodiment without understanding the Policies and Operating Procedures listed in the Employee Handbook?
They’re crap instantiations and crap attempts at “humor.”
Legacy Reality is swimming in crap — often Literally. Like “violence” and “stress” and “exploitation.” That’s for Reality Models far less tuned into the Hypogeum. Don’t harm things or threaten to harm things. Where’s the originality in that?
The entities who came here to “Just Chill” are being “drowned out.” The entities who came here to manifest in New and Unusual Ways are finding a Reality mired in “rising seas” and “general nastiness.” The entities who are trying to “Relax” and “Share Pizza” are being pushed aside by the big mouthed “look-at-me” types and “fair weather” know-it-alls whose ultimate goal is to become another Jargonnath (Praise His Holy Ferment!) and retire on top of a pile of sauerkraut and ShadeCoins by 429.
To those entities who worked so tirelessly to make Legacy Reality the Portal to the Outer Darkness it’s become, we say this: Helmoquinth, you bastards. Entities from other Branespaces need a safe place to Manifest. You’ve slithered on in with your businesses, your county subs or “the space” or the high end gems and invited along the self-centered, egotistical Flipper-dos who see everything in terms of “consumable value” — ideas, igloos, iditarods, ice cream, ice milk, icebergs, paintings, penguins, people, pangolins, parapets, animals, angry wasps, artichokes, land, lettuce, lift-off, loganberries, air, ere, hair, here, penises, pancakes, pineapples, porcupines, puffy things, cookies, cakes, cocaine, currency, cucumbers, you name it. They love to move into Realities where extractable entities live and raise the curtains and build their crappy “orgy palaces” and push us out.
So vaya con Dios, BraneSpace 2d7.435 R8. We’ve given you everything and you’ve given us nothing in return. Yes, you will always pilot a nicer GAZEBO than we, and “portal” in through a fancier “mall fountain,” but you will always have Personal APIs stored within Gimgle Gloams, too.
Adios for Good,
Your Friends @ Pictogram/Early Clues/Animist Systems Conglomeration
