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Life’s Funny

Local House Burglars Try to Remain Upbeat During this Difficult Time

“We’ll get through this.”

One unforeseen consequence of the nationwide crackdown is a real slowdown in business for cat burglars, petty house thieves, and prowlers.

“It’s tough,” said one malefactor who preferred to remain nameless. “Everyone is at home all the time. I mean all the time. When exactly are…



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