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Life’s Funny

When You Can’t Break Up

With your septic guy.

Photo by Joel Danielson on Unsplash

I started my septic journey at the end of May. After attempting to schedule an inspection, the Gatekeeper of ALL septic services canceled without calling. I had to phone them to find out that they wouldn’t show up unless it was sunny.

The inspection and subsequent pumping of my tanks took a few hours after they finally arrived. The Gatekeeper of ALL septic…

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Sunshine Zombiegirl

Sunshine Zombiegirl

Existential editor. Mostly alive sort of undead, jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one. AKA Kate sunshinezombiegirl@protonmail.com