Why Applebees is Now Off My List

A short story from yesterday

I won a 10 bucks off coupon for Applebees from an app called Fetch.

Fetch is where you scan your grocery receipts and win stuff. It’s cool to win these freeebies every week. Who doesn’t want 10 bucks?(If you want to know more about it leave me a message so I can give you my reference code.)

There is an Applebees about 6 minutes from our house but I’ve never had a desire to go in — not sure why. Maybe it just seems dull. But today I figured I had to eat lunch. It was break time from my music rehearsals.

Recently I saw almost nonstop fajitas commercials on TV. They did look pretty damn tasty! Sizzling shrimp fajitas!

I mean, how bad could they be? Anything served sizzling is usually good, right?

So I threw on my black Russian fur hat and boots. I had no desire to do my hair. God knows what it looks like since I haven’t glanced at it for days, maybe weeks now. My hair’s been squashed under headphones rehearsing music. Most days I don’t see any humans except Bob my boyfriend who doesn’t notice if my hair is a rats nest or if I’m bald or if my hair grows as high as Marge Simpson.