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Life’s Funny

Zombies Do Have Jobs

They work in customer service.

Photo by Alex Kotliarskyi on Unsplash

How did I discover this secret side to zombies? Many interactions with them. Fortunately for me, it was on the phone and not in person. As a side note — most of them sounded starved. Do zombies work in customer service because they’ll get addresses and phone numbers for dinner all day long?

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Sunshine Zombiegirl

Sunshine Zombiegirl

Existential editor. Mostly alive sort of undead, jack of all trades, master of none, but better than a master of one. AKA Kate sunshinezombiegirl@protonmail.com