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Don’t Bite The Customer That Pays You
Don’t Bite The Customer That Pays You
Good customer service means keeping your personal opinions about the customer to yourself.
Vicki T Lee
Jan 12
Glistening Sweaty Body Hair and Spooning
Glistening Sweaty Body Hair and Spooning
Spare a thought for those whose face is only armpit high
Stephen Reed
May 12, 2022
Is ‘Erlebnis’ German Zen-Mind Or A Slice Of Cantaloupe?
Is ‘Erlebnis’ German Zen-Mind Or A Slice Of Cantaloupe?
I Learn To Make The Small Things In Life More Enjoyable
Lawrence Heidinga
May 6, 2022
Jerry Is Looking for an Entry Level Content Writer
Jerry Is Looking for an Entry Level Content Writer
Why, oh why, is Jerry advertising on you, LinkedIn?
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Mar 11, 2022
Irritated by all the Wordle Scores?
Don’t be a hater.
Linda Horton
Feb 21, 2022
Infinity Towing Service
Infinity Towing Service
We’ll be there in 120 minutes, 90, 60, 30, 10, 180 minutes…
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Feb 6, 2022
Customer Service Confusion
Customer Service Confusion
And this is why I mainline coffee every morning.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Jan 20, 2022
Male Devolution
Male Devolution
Funny but maybe more sad than ha-ha
Stephen Reed
Jan 14, 2022
Huh! Whatever!
Huh! Whatever!
Or how to appreciate that what a woman says isn’t always what she means.
Stephen Reed
Dec 13, 2021
Cast-Away
Cast-Away
The ladder saga continues.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Oct 29, 2021
Pressure
Pressure
When time, patience and bodily functions are against
Stephen Reed
Oct 29, 2021
A Halloween Horror Nights Scary Story
A Halloween Horror Nights Scary Story
I went to Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights and faced my greatest fear
Vic Pinto
Oct 19, 2021
Message Misunderstood
Message Misunderstood
Kirstin’s counsellor friend had a radical approach. Tom’s reaction was positive but wide of the mark.
Stephen Reed
Oct 5, 2021
I Fought A Ladder
I Fought A Ladder
And the ladder won.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Sep 26, 2021
Are You Okay, Montana?
Are You Okay, Montana?
Also, yikes.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Sep 15, 2021
Hoody and Shady
Hoody and Shady
Genuine drug dealer scum or just wannabe drug dealer morons?
Stephen Reed
Aug 27, 2021
How Penguins Help Us Buy Houses
How Penguins Help Us Buy Houses
Yes, It’s True
Anne Chisom
Aug 17, 2021
Story Time… The Tequila Treasure Incident
Story Time… The Tequila Treasure Incident
I like to drink. Do you like to drink?
Alex Martin
Aug 13, 2021
Going Through My Spice Cabinet
Going Through My Spice Cabinet
And other household horrors
Linda Horton
Jul 29, 2021
Amazon Delivery Person
Amazon Delivery Person
I didn’t order that.
Sunshine Zombiegirl
Jul 29, 2021
Slap in The face with a Seagull
Kiley Holoman was celebrating her friend’s birthday on New Jersey’s Slingshot while getting smacked in the face, and it wasn’t a cake. It…
Shahjehan Khan
Jul 22, 2021
A Moral for all Mobile-Cell Users on a Train
A Moral for all Mobile-Cell Users on a Train
Commit this cardinal sin at your peril
Stephen Reed
Jul 20, 2021
What I Learned From Losing In A Seed Growing Contest
What I Learned From Losing In A Seed Growing Contest
And I tried really hard to win, too.
Matt Hogan
Jul 8, 2021
When Glamping Goes Bad
When Glamping Goes Bad
But turns out to be the best thing ever
Linda Horton
Jul 3, 2021
Some Men are Imbeciles when it comes to Romance
Some Men are Imbeciles when it comes to Romance
A short, grubby tale of woe I wish I could forget…
Stephen Reed
Jun 26, 2021
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