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Documenting life’s absurdities

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  • Don’t Bite The Customer That Pays You

    Don’t Bite The Customer That Pays You

    Good customer service means keeping your personal opinions about the customer to yourself.
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    Vicki T Lee
    Jan 12
    Glistening Sweaty Body Hair and Spooning

    Glistening Sweaty Body Hair and Spooning

    Spare a thought for those whose face is only armpit high
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    Stephen Reed
    May 12, 2022
    Is ‘Erlebnis’ German Zen-Mind Or A Slice Of Cantaloupe?

    Is ‘Erlebnis’ German Zen-Mind Or A Slice Of Cantaloupe?

    I Learn To Make The Small Things In Life More Enjoyable
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    Lawrence Heidinga
    May 6, 2022
    Jerry Is Looking for an Entry Level Content Writer

    Jerry Is Looking for an Entry Level Content Writer

    Why, oh why, is Jerry advertising on you, LinkedIn?
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Mar 11, 2022

    Irritated by all the Wordle Scores?

    Don’t be a hater.
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    Linda Horton
    Feb 21, 2022
    Infinity Towing Service

    Infinity Towing Service

    We’ll be there in 120 minutes, 90, 60, 30, 10, 180 minutes…
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Feb 6, 2022
    Customer Service Confusion

    Customer Service Confusion

    And this is why I mainline coffee every morning.
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Jan 20, 2022
    Male Devolution

    Male Devolution

    Funny but maybe more sad than ha-ha
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    Stephen Reed
    Jan 14, 2022
    Huh! Whatever!

    Huh! Whatever!

    Or how to appreciate that what a woman says isn’t always what she means.
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    Stephen Reed
    Dec 13, 2021
    Cast-Away

    Cast-Away

    The ladder saga continues.
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Oct 29, 2021
    Pressure

    Pressure

    When time, patience and bodily functions are against
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    Stephen Reed
    Oct 29, 2021
    A Halloween Horror Nights Scary Story

    A Halloween Horror Nights Scary Story

    I went to Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights and faced my greatest fear
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    Vic Pinto
    Oct 19, 2021
    Message Misunderstood

    Message Misunderstood

    Kirstin’s counsellor friend had a radical approach. Tom’s reaction was positive but wide of the mark.
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    Stephen Reed
    Oct 5, 2021
    I Fought A Ladder

    I Fought A Ladder

    And the ladder won.
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Sep 26, 2021
    Are You Okay, Montana?

    Are You Okay, Montana?

    Also, yikes.
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Sep 15, 2021
    Hoody and Shady

    Hoody and Shady

    Genuine drug dealer scum or just wannabe drug dealer morons?
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    Stephen Reed
    Aug 27, 2021
    How Penguins Help Us Buy Houses

    How Penguins Help Us Buy Houses

    Yes, It’s True
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    Anne Chisom
    Aug 17, 2021
    Story Time… The Tequila Treasure Incident

    Story Time… The Tequila Treasure Incident

    I like to drink. Do you like to drink?
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    Alex Martin
    Aug 13, 2021
    Going Through My Spice Cabinet

    Going Through My Spice Cabinet

    And other household horrors
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    Linda Horton
    Jul 29, 2021
    Amazon Delivery Person

    Amazon Delivery Person

    I didn’t order that.
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    Sunshine Zombiegirl
    Jul 29, 2021

    Slap in The face with a Seagull

    Kiley Holoman was celebrating her friend’s birthday on New Jersey’s Slingshot while getting smacked in the face, and it wasn’t a cake. It…
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    Shahjehan Khan
    Jul 22, 2021
    A Moral for all Mobile-Cell Users on a Train

    A Moral for all Mobile-Cell Users on a Train

    Commit this cardinal sin at your peril
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    Stephen Reed
    Jul 20, 2021
    What I Learned From Losing In A Seed Growing Contest

    What I Learned From Losing In A Seed Growing Contest

    And I tried really hard to win, too.
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    Matt Hogan
    Jul 8, 2021
    When Glamping Goes Bad

    When Glamping Goes Bad

    But turns out to be the best thing ever
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    Linda Horton
    Jul 3, 2021
    Some Men are Imbeciles when it comes to Romance

    Some Men are Imbeciles when it comes to Romance

    A short, grubby tale of woe I wish I could forget…
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    Stephen Reed
    Jun 26, 2021
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