Cold Feet On Your Wedding Day?

The stakes are high!

Cold Feet. What an awful feeling. A universal quandary. Perpetually inconsiderate. There’s no denying we all get them though. Cold as night they come, B-lining straight for your feet — right when the stakes are at their highest.

We’re talking peak stakes here.

The absolute zenith of stakes!

The kind of stakes when there’s no room for error. When you need to be on your game, stake wise. All eyes on you with a pile of stakes shadowing over your limp cowardly body.

It’s like your feet hear that there’s an important event on and go, “finally, my time to shine.” But the sun doesn’t shine on your feet, no no no. They stand cold, because you’re in the throws of an unwelcome guest… ‘COLD FEET.’

Picture this. You’re standing up on the aisle, staring longingly into your partners eyes. She’s said, “I do,” and now it’s your turn. You start reciting the usual platitudes. You offer a tear which the audience eats up — those fools. You stutter, showcasing your vulnerability — it’s cute. Just as you’re about to say those two important syllables, “I do,” you get cold feet. The words won’t come out. You’re limp. Flaccid.

Now, picture this.

It’s the same day. You’re on the aisle. You’re locked in a tango of eye gazing with your partner. Now, where, in the previous version you got cold feet by the time you were called for the “I do,” this time there’s no wavering. No cold feet in sight. Why? I’ll tell you.

It’s those Kathmandu Mornington Men’s Low Waterproof Hiking Shoes — keeps the warmth in, and the cold out. No cold feet today — on the day where the stakes are high! Get those Kathmandu Mornington Men’s Low Waterproof Hiking Shoes on your feet today for the low low price of $240.00! You too can walk in style and comfort, warm footed on your way up the aisle on that high stakes day!

Worried your Kathmandu Mornington Men’s Low Waterproof Hiking Shoes’ colour might clash for your special day? Well shut up, they come in black! You’ll blend right into the rustic aesthetic your significant other built the day around.

And for the beautiful bride? The Kathmandu Mornington Women’s Low Waterproof Hiking Shoe! Now in white. You’ll certainly be dressed for the occasion. What better way to fight off those cold feet blues than with the stability of a trusted footwear supplier.

Cold feet won’t be a problem anymore. Invest in a happy marriage by investing in Kathmandu!