Can We Have Sex With That Please, We’re Foreign

Dating your way through Asia

Robert Turner
Nov 7 · 5 min read
Image courtesy of Freestock

Two years ago a friend asked me to babysit his eco-hostel in Bicol, a province in the Philippines. I was at loose ends, between assignments and readily agreed. A change of scenery, free board and lodging and the deal was done.

I was two weeks into my strenuous new job when a loud voice disturbed my afternoon…

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