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By Elisabeth
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Men Love Sluts: How the Fear of Bigger Penises Fuels Slut-Shaming
Men Love Sluts: How the Fear of Bigger Penises Fuels Slut-Shaming
Sexual due diligence, penis metrics, dick discernment, and how the sexual shaming of women hurts both sexes.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Aug 13, 2020
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There’s Only One Way to Get Past Imposter Syndrome, and I’m Doing It Today
There’s Only One Way to Get Past Imposter Syndrome, and I’m Doing It Today
The people who should feel like imposters often don’t, so I’ve decided to use them as inspiration.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 22
Is It a Tragedy or a Transition?
Is It a Tragedy or a Transition?
Life becomes less devastating when you learn to celebrate the tough stuff.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 15
I Witnessed a Horrific Car Crash and It Really Helped Me Relax
I Witnessed a Horrific Car Crash and It Really Helped Me Relax
Creating balance and finding my center became an act of defiance after what I saw.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 9
I Wrote An Article That Pissed People Off and Also, You’re Welcome
I Wrote An Article That Pissed People Off and Also, You’re Welcome
If you’re waiting for me to be self-deprecating, you should leave now.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 5
Tits Up: Here’s One Very Good Reason to Believe in Yourself and Keep Going
Tits Up: Here’s One Very Good Reason to Believe in Yourself and Keep Going
When you feel like all hope is lost and you just can’t do it, consider this.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 2
Ladies, Here’s What Men Are Saying About You Behind Your Backs
Ladies, Here’s What Men Are Saying About You Behind Your Backs
Most of my friends are men, and what they say about the women they date cracks me up, and also makes me a little sad.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Feb 1
Kill Your Darlings: You Can Never Be Who You Were, and That’s the Good News
Kill Your Darlings: You Can Never Be Who You Were, and That’s the Good News
What has gone is never coming back, which makes this the perfect time to ditch being better for being different.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Jan 21
Happy New Year: I’m Leaving You
Happy New Year: I’m Leaving You
This is the perfect time to leave your significant other. Here’s a fresh perspective to help you prepare for this necessary shift.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Dec 31, 2020
My Favorite Emotional Stocking Stuffer for People on My Naughty List
My Favorite Emotional Stocking Stuffer for People on My Naughty List
Everyone deserves a holiday gift, even if it’s the gift of nothing.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Dec 16, 2020
I Wrote an Article That Ended a Friendship and Also, Good Riddance
I Wrote an Article That Ended a Friendship and Also, Good Riddance
How my triumphant return to writing and one well-meant article became the straw that broke a friendship’s back.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Dec 11, 2020
Dear Santa: Please Give These People Coal for Christmas
Dear Santa: Please Give These People Coal for Christmas
These four kinds of people don’t deserve me, much-less gifts this Christmas.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Dec 10, 2020
10 Ways to Quell Anxiety Amid an Insane Election and Beyond
10 Ways to Quell Anxiety Amid an Insane Election and Beyond
Do yourself a favor and try just one of these today.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Nov 7, 2020
I Think You’re About to Experience a Major Shift –Here’s Why
I Think You’re About to Experience a Major Shift –Here’s Why
Something is changing inside of you and soon, nothing will be the same.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Nov 6, 2020
4 Tips for Releasing Overwhelm and Finding Daily Fulfillment
4 Tips for Releasing Overwhelm and Finding Daily Fulfillment
Implement and practice these four steps today and see how much of a difference they make!
Elisabeth Ovesen
Nov 5, 2020
If You’re Reading This, I’m Already Gone
If You’re Reading This, I’m Already Gone
I’m not off the grid, and I haven’t disappeared from social media, but no one knows where I am, and that’s just the way I like it.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Oct 30, 2020
My Ex is a Black, Trump-Loving Proud Boy, My Longtime Buddy Voted for Kanye, and I Need New Friends
My Ex is a Black, Trump-Loving Proud Boy, My Longtime Buddy Voted for Kanye, and I Need New Friends
Plus, a pretty gross run-in with Donald Trump I’ll never forget.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Oct 19, 2020
Bill Maher Gave Me the Best Advice by Way of Josef Stalin…Sort Of
Bill Maher Gave Me the Best Advice by Way of Josef Stalin…Sort Of
Out of context, these words have been pivotal in my ability to shift.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Oct 10, 2020
6 Tasks to Complete in the Next 24 Hours to Help You Love Yourself a Little Bit More
6 Tasks to Complete in the Next 24 Hours to Help You Love Yourself a Little Bit More
In a time of crisis, self-care is a revolutionary act, so incorporate these steps today as a sign of revolt against this insane year.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Oct 6, 2020
It’s Time to Prepare a Political Mental Health Self-Care Kit
It’s Time to Prepare a Political Mental Health Self-Care Kit
We’re in for a bumpy ride, folks. Build your kit and buy a ticket to the circus. There’ll be at least one clown in attendance.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Sep 28, 2020
The Complacency of Average: An Article That is Definitely Not About $42
The Complacency of Average: An Article That is Definitely Not About $42
How you spend your money says a lot about how much you value yourself.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Sep 24, 2020
Get the Best Sleep of Your Life with These Tips, Tricks, and Resources
Get the Best Sleep of Your Life with These Tips, Tricks, and Resources
It’s difficult to rest well in a pandemic, but with a few adjustments, you could enjoy eight restful hours every night.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Sep 22, 2020
Whatever Happens Probably Will: The Art of Doing It Scared
Whatever Happens Probably Will: The Art of Doing It Scared
The key to moving forward is to create systems that allow you to do it scared.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Sep 20, 2020
Make a Significant Shift By Asking Yourself Just One Question
Make a Significant Shift By Asking Yourself Just One Question
It’s a simple query with complex answers but it’s what you do within twenty minutes of answering this question that matters most.
Elisabeth Ovesen
Sep 17, 2020
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