Quarantine Limericks: Elk & Uber Eats

Joanna Henderson
Limericks: Making You Smile
1 min readMay 25, 2020

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Part 4. Making you smile.

Credit: Jay Mantri via Jaymantri.com

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Magic creatures who lived in Montana

Started hiding in rusty cabana.

Were attacked by an elk –

Ran and never looked back.

Evil wildlife resides in Montana!

[2]

Lazy Joselyn in massive Canberra

Called her friend, super-kind lady Sarah:

“Get me food and a drink!”

She will bring it, you’d think.

Uber Eats doesn’t work on this terra.*

*terra — land.

Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: “Quarantine Limericks”.

Looking for poems to make yourself smile or laugh? Check out the previous 3 parts of Quarantine Limericks:

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Joanna Henderson
Limericks: Making You Smile

Canadian. Mental health activist. Banker and financier who drinks too much coffee. Pursuing happiness and sharing my thoughts with others.