Quarantine Limericks: Italy. Smoking Hookah and Frying Avocado
Part 6 of the quarantine series.
Published in
Nov 13, 2020
[1]
Three well-mannered young ladies in Lucca
Have been hiding at home, smoking hookah.
They became super-loud,
And attracted a crowd -
Special forces arrived with bazookas.
[2]
Once a restaurant owner in Bari
Has devoured all fried calamari.
He adored it much more,
Than the pasta before!
So ashamed, quickly swallowed curare*.
*a type of poison
[3]
The beautiful tower of Pisa
Almost fell thanks to crazy Teresa.
She was swiftly escorted
By guards, who reported
That Louvre barely saved Mona Lisa.
[4]
Three alpacas in sunny Verona
Have been drinking an icey “Corona”.
They got drunk very fast,
Have escaped and — at last! –
