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How Biden Plans to Lose the 2024 Presidential Election

President Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D-Delaware) is working hard to ensure Democratic defeat in 2024.

The bad news is that between naps, Biden is devising plans for Democratic defeat in both 2022 and 2024. The good news is that Biden is only working on the plans for three to five minutes a day. Consequently, the plans will not be ready until the 2040 presidential election.

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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