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How Elon Musk will find Hundreds of Billions in Federal Waste
President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) predicts Elon Musk will find hundreds of billions of dollars in federal government waste through his Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE).
Thus, we wonder if Musk is going to investigate the US Defense Department. This is unlikely because our sources at the Pentagon tell us the military police have orders to shoot any DOGE investigator who approaches any military installation on sight. Although, Trump claims DOGE will investigate the military.
Cynics will wonder if Musk plans to investigate the $19.8 billion Musk’s company have received from the federal government. We’re not holding our breath.
However, the DOGE show is entertaining and generating lots of shit for us to mock. Therefore we want it to continue. To encourage the DOGE delusion and watch Musk destroy himself. We shall list ways Musk can find hundreds of billions in federal waste.
Ways Musk can find hundreds of billions in federal waste include:
- Investigate all the money the US government gives to the government of Israel. We asked Trump about this and he assured us that Congress will increase aid to Israel under his administration.
- Investigate all the money…
