How Kamala Harris will Spin an Election Loss
Like her opponent, Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida), failed Vice President Kamala Harris (D-California) has a 50% chance of losing the presidential election. Hence, like Trump, Harris will need excuses for the election loss.
In particular, Harris will need scapegoats. To explain, in modern America presidential election losers do not accept responsibility for defeat. Instead, they find scapegoats to blame and craft conspiracy theories around.
For example, Hillary R. Clinton (D-New York) blames Russian hackers and Vladimir Putin for her 2016 loss. The possibility that Clinton was a terrible candidate who ran a lousy campaign must be kept out of history books.
Similarly, Trump blames his 2020 loss on Chinese mules, voting machine hacking, and corrupt election officials. The possibility that Trump is a bozo who ran a terrible campaign must not be considered.
Thus, Harris, like Trump and Clinton, will need scapegoats if she loses. To help Harris to make a giant fool of herself and give ourselves more stuff to mock. We shall offer scapegoats for Harris’s loss.
Potential Scapegoats for a Harris 2024 Loss Include:
- Evil Billionaire Elon Musk. Harris can claim Musk used his Tesla supercomputer and his xAI company to…
