How Republicans Plan to Destroy Joe Biden
Republicans are trying to destroy President Joseph R. Biden (D-Biden) because their probable candidate failed President Donald J. Trump (R-Florida) is horrendous.
To explain, Trump is so terrible, the only way Republicans think they can win the presidency in 2024 is to make Biden look worse. Unfortunately, making Biden look worse than Trump is not hard.
Our research shows Biden is almost as corrupt and incompetent as Trump. Notably, a Republican investigation shows the FBI could have “evidence of a Biden criminal scheme.” Desperate Republicans hope the Biden criminal scheme will distract voters from criminal investigations of Trump.
Hence, American politics are more pathetic than we though. Instead of running candidates human beings want to vote for. Both parties are trying to make their opponents look so bad, desperate voters will cast ballots for their terrible nominees.
To destroy what little faith Americans have left in their system and give ourselves more stuff to mock. We shall list Republican strategies for destroying Joe Biden.
Republican Strategies for Destroying Joe Biden include:
- Leak evidence of US Supreme Court Justice Clarence’s corruption to distract voters from Trump’s misdeeds.
