How to Dumb Down Kamala Harris

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
Published in
2 min readOct 10, 2024

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Democratic Party strategists and their billionaire owners have a problem. Their candidate Vice President Kamala Harris (D-California) could be too smart.

To explain, the stupidest candidates possible, Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) and Joe Biden (D-Delaware), won the 2016 and 2020 presidential elections. Hence, oligarchs need a stupid candidate to win the 2024 presidential election.

Unfortunately, for Democrats Republicans are running a complete idiot, Trump, who seems dumber than ever. Worse, Trump’s running mate, U.S. Senator J.D. Vance (R-Florida), is even dumber than his boss.

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Therefore Democrats need to dumb down Harris fast. Harris needs dumbing down because her running mate, Governor Tim Walz (D-Minnesota) seems smart. Walz used to be a high-school geography teacher, which means he wasn’t smart enough to teach an actual subject like history or math. Worse, Walz wears glasses, which many dumb people think makes individuals look smart.

To please our billionaire masters. We shall list ways to dumb down Harris.

Ways to Dumb Down Kamala Harris include:

  1. Have Harris wear really stupid looking t-shirts at every public appearances. For example, t-shirts of pro wrestlers who have not been in the ring in decade, or old rock bands nobody…

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Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.