How to Survive the Trump Tariffs

In his quest to destroy the Republican Party and wreck America’s economy. President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) is imposing tariffs of up to 145% on Chinese products.

Ordinary people will wonder how to survive the Trump tariffs. Surviving the tariffs could be difficult because Trump changes them everyday. For example, Trump claims he has exempted electronics from the tariffs. Although Trump henchman Steven Miller claims they will still impose a 20% tariff on Chinese electronics, including smartphones.

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To help ordinary people survive the tariffs and give you many reasons to vote Democrat. We shall list ways you can survive the Trump tariffs.

Ways you can Survive the Trump Tariffs include:

1. Be the first of many Americans to start making a regular shopping trip to Canada.
2. If you live within driving distance of the Canadian border. Start a lucrative side hustle of smuggling stuff from Canadian Costcos to sell to your friends, neighbors, and coworkers.
3. Join a Mexican drug cartel. The cartels’ business is about to boom as they start smuggling consumer goods into the US to sell. Plus, cartel thugs will become popular folk heroes to ordinary Americans.
4. Emigrate to China. Our research shows their economy is…