How Trump can deal with Indictment

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
Published in
2 min readAug 3, 2023

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Failed President Donald J. Trump Sr. (R-Florida) has a problem. The Donald has been indicted on federal felony charges for the scheme to overturn the 2020 presidential election results.

Hence, Trump is facing felony charges as he runs for president. This could help Trump because his best fund raising days came after being indicted. However, Trump could face five years in prison if they convict him of Conspiracy to Defraud the United States.

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To help Trump make a bigger fool of himself and help President Joe Biden (D-Delaware) win reelection. We shall list ways Trump can deal with indictment.

Ways Trump can deal with Indictment include:

  1. Ask President Joe Biden (D-Delaware) for a pardon. Remind Biden that having Trump on the ballot is his best hope for reelection.
  2. Send out more fund raising messages and emails.
  3. Ask for more campaign donations.
  4. Blame everything on Donald J. Trump Junior and let him take the fall. Hey it’s working for Biden!!
  5. Blame everything on Hunter Biden and hope voters are stupid enough to fall for this bullshit.
  6. Blame everything on Governor Ron DeSantis (R-Florida).
  7. Sell more Trump merchandise online.

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Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.