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How Trump can get Americans to have more Kids
The Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) Administration is trying to get Americans to have more kids.
For example, new US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wrote a memo urging his department to give more funding to “communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average.” Meanwhile Vice President J.D. Vance (R-Ohio) says “I want more babies in the United States of America.”
Conversely, the Trump Administration has to no plans to feed or educate those babies. For example, Republicans want to cut Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) or Food Stamps, which 42.6 million families rely on for groceries. Trump’s Education secretary nominee, former wrestling promoter Linda McMahon, yeah she’s Vince’s ex-wife and Stephanie’s mom, plans massive cuts to the US Education Department.
Thus, Trump’s Administration wants more of something they hate in America, children. Which is weird. Notably, the same administration wants to send millions of immigrant children home and stop women from coming to America to have babies which they claim they want.
To encourage this lunacy and hypocrisy and give ourselves more Trump idiocy to mock. We shall list ways Trump can encourage Americans to have more kids.
