How Trump can win the Next Debate
Failing presidential candidate Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) has a problem. He is destroying his campaign by fucking up a slam dunk issue: immigration.
Winning on immigration is easy for a competent Republican. All she has to do is talk about some actual crimes committed by immigrants or cities, like Denver, where the government had to divert funds from libraries to migrant care. These events are real and can be confirmed fast with a simple Google search.
However, Trump is not competent. Instead of discussing actual stuff for which Vice President Kamala Harris (D-California) has no defense. He spews total bullshit and makes himself into a complete fool.
There is one surefire way Trump can recover. He can deliver a competent performance in a debate. Unfortunately for Republicans, Trump has no plans to debate again. Instead, he wants to avoid debates.
To help Trump destroy himself and become a bigger laughing stock. We shall list ways Trump can win another debate.
Ways Trump can Lose the Next Debate include:
- Replace the journalist moderators with pro wrestling announcers like Pat McAfee and Nigel McGuniess. McAfee and McGuiness will completely humiliate Trump by asking actual questions and making snide remarks.
