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Job Opportunities in Trump’s America

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Since Donald J. Trump Senior’s (R-Florida) return to the presidency. Layoffs and job losses in America are skyrocketing.

For example, layoffs grew by 245% in Trump’s first full month in office, February 2025, CBS News claims. Plus, Trump’s administration has fired around 130,000 federal employee and plans to eliminate another 150,000 federal jobs, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities claims. There are even plans to strip 50,000 to 70,000 federal employees of civil service status to make it easier to fire them.

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Thus, many Americans will have no jobs or be searching for jobs in Trump’s America. To help you survive Trump’s America, or encourage you to emigrate we shall list job opportunities in Trump’s America.

Some Job Opportunities in Trump’s America include:

  1. Chinese language teacher. Millions of professionals, such as scientists and engineers, will soon seek work in the People’s Republic of China. Those people will need to speak the language and they will pay to learn it.
  2. Smuggler. If Trump’s tariffs survive. Many popular items will be in short supply throughout America. Thus, you can make a fortune smuggling consumer goods in from Mexico and Canada. Cartels will need thousands of new smugglers and black market dealers to meet this demand.

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Lists of Doom
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Daniel G. Jennings
Daniel G. Jennings

Written by Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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