New Biden Campaign Slogans
Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s (D-Delaware) slogans are dreadful. Disgustingly, Biden’s team keeps coming up with worse slogans.
For instance, the current Biden slogan is “Unite for a Better Future,” which is dull and meaningless. Sadly, that slogan is better than such turkeys as “No Malarkey,” “Restore the Soul of America,” “Build Back Better,” and “Truth over Lies.”
The Biden team seems to have a knack for creating lousy slogans. In response, we at Lists of Doom want to help America’s humorists by making Biden easier to mock with more preposterous and offensive slogans for Biden 2020.
Our proposals for New Biden Campaign Slogans include:
- Make America Dull Again
- Make China Great Again
- Make America Boring Again
- Make America Mild Again
- Make America Bland Again
- Make America White Again
- Make America Normal Again
- Unite for a Whiter Future
- America needs more Sleep — in the Oval Office.
- He’s old, he’ll die soon, and his vice president is a woman.
- Experience matters. We need a president who remembers the Civil War