New Names for America’s Political Parties

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
Published in
2 min readSep 29, 2020

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America’s two major political political parties are the most misnamed institutions in the universe.

The Democratic Party, for instance, is not the least big democratic. Meanwhile, the Republican Party’s leaders hate the idea of a republic. In fact, the Republican Party leadership is working hard to destroy the American Republic.

Hence, America’s political parties need new more accurate names.

Here are our suggestions for new more accurate names for the Democratic and Republican Parties.

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Our suggestions for new names for the Democratic Party include:

  1. The Kleptocratic Party
  2. The Plutocratic Party
  3. The Aristocratic Party
  4. The Berniecratic Party
  5. The MSNBC Party
  6. The New York Media Elite Party
  7. The Silicon Valley Party
  8. The Hollywood Party
  9. The Politically Correct Party
  10. The Woke Party
  11. The Capitalist Party
  12. The Neoliberal Party
  13. The Elitist Party
  14. The Billionaires’ Party
  15. The Rich People’s Party

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Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.