New Nicknames for Joe Biden

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden (Delaware) needs a new nick name.

Biden’s nickname of “Middle-Class Joe” is inaccurate because the former Vice President reported a 2019 income of $985,000 and paid $300,000 in federal income taxes. Those numbers teach us two things about Joe Biden.

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First, Biden is not middle-class. Second, Biden has a terrible accountant. Our research shows that a sixth-grader with a $985,000 annual income could use the present tax code to pay $100 in income taxes. Thus, Joe Biden is either an idiot or his “tax return” is fake.

Therefore, Joe Biden needs a new nickname. Our new nicknames for Joe Biden include:

1. Upper Class Joe
2. Tired Old Joe Biden
3. Distracted Joe Biden
4. Capitalist Joe
5. Neoliberal Joe
6. White Supremacist Joe
7. Upper Middle Class Joe
8. Country Club Joe
9. Millionaire Joe
10. Wall Street Joe
11. Goldman Sachs Joe
12. Goldcard Joe
13. MSNBC Joe
14. Doddering Joe Biden
15. Old Joe Biden
16. Tired Joe Biden