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New Religions for America

America needs a new religion because the old religions of celebrity worship and capitalism are losing their appeal.

Fortunately, there are several interesting religions vying to become America’s new faith. We at Lists of Doom are trying to determine what America’s New Faith will be so we can cash in on it.

Our research shows organizing a new religion is an excellent way to get rich. To elaborate you can collect enormous amounts of cash from the faithful and not have to give them anything in return. In addition, any cash you take in will be tax free and you…

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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