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New Shitheads we Hate

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
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2 min readJan 16, 2025

We all know that the world is full of shitheads. To explain, shitheads are arrogant and ignorant assholes whose purpose is to make our lives miserable.

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Unfortunately, shitheads are everywhere at work, in traffic, on the street, on TV, and politics. However, shitheads, like Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) can be entertaining. Therefore, we shall list new shitheads we hate.

The New Shitheads we hate include:

  1. That asshole at the laundromat who takes your clothes out of the machine and dumps them on the table. You know that shithead never washes his hands.
  2. People who drive Jeeps. Don’t believe us look closely at the next car that cuts you off in traffic. Chances are it will be a Jeep.
  3. Morons who keep talking about the election and complaining after the voting is over. Come on people get a life or start preparing for the next election.
  4. People who think Trump will fulfill any of his promises.
  5. Idiots who think Joseph R. Biden (D-Delaware) is an excellent president. Come on what universe are you morons living in?
  6. Climate Change deniers. Come on, folks it’s real. Don’t believe just ask all the new homeless people out in LA.
  7. People who think the Russian invasion of Ukraine is justified…

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Daniel G. Jennings
Daniel G. Jennings

Written by Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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