New Slogans for Robert F. Kennedy Junior

Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom
Published in
3 min readAug 17, 2023

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Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (D-California) needs to introduce himself to ordinary voters.

The vast majority of voters do not know who RFK Jr., his father US Senator RFK Sr. (D-New York), and his uncle President John F. Kennedy Sr. (D-Massachusetts) were. To elaborate, RFK Sr died in 1968, 16 years before the average American was born.

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To explain, the US Census Bureau estimates the United States median national age was 38.9 in 2023. Hence, the typical American was born in 1984, 21 years after JFK Sr.’s death.

Thus, RFK Jr. will need to explain who he is to most Americans. Hence, RFK Jr. will need slogans to tell Americans who he is. To help RFK Jr. make a bigger fool of himself, and ensure Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s (D-Delaware) victory in the Democratic presidential primary. We shall suggest slogans for RFK Jr.

Some Slogans for RFK Jr. include:

  1. “A fourth generation politician (RFK Jr.) is better than a third-generation millionaire, Donald Jr. Trump Senior (R-Florida).”
  2. “I’m just like you my uncle was president.”
  3. “I’m just like you my grandfather was just the richest man in America.”
  4. “My family really is the elite. Trump is just a poser.”

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Daniel G. Jennings
Lists of Doom

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.