New Slogans for the Democratic Party in 2024

The Democratic Party is in trouble as we enter 2024. Around 56% of Americans disapprove of President Joe Biden (D-Delaware), a 31 December 2023 to 2 January 2024 poll estimates.

The YouGov Economist poll found Biden tied with the worst Republican president in decades, Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida), at 44% to 44%. A 1 January 2024 Morning Consult poll found Trump leading Biden by 1%.

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Therefore, the Democrats will need some new slogans to fool Americans into thinking their party could do something for ordinary Americans. To help Democrats humiliate themselves we shall propose new slogans for the Democratic Party.

New Slogans for the Democratic Party include:

1. “No Billionaire Left Behind.”
2. “We will not disappoint you because we will not do anything for you.”
3. “Yes our guy has dementia, but at least he is not insane.”
4. “Four more years of the White House Dogs Twitter (X) Account.”
5. “America needs a president who combs his hair.”
6. “We might do something for you in 2025. If you believe this we have some FTX tokens to sell you.”
7. “America needs to demonstrate its commitment to the elderly by electing an old man with dementia president.”
8. “Four more years of Trump will be worse.”
9. “Blowing up Gaza is a smart foreign policy.”
10. “The next four years will not be so bad.”

So yes, there are many slogans that can help the Democrats win reelection in 2024. Yes, 2024 will be worse with 2020.