New Slogans for the Trump Administration

We all know that the Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) administration is in deep trouble. Indeed some observers think Trump could destroy the Republican Party with bullshit like tariffs, deportation, Elon Musk, and the Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE).

As Trump’s poll numbers fall to astronomic lows. It has become clear that the administration needs a new slogan to improve its image. Notably, Trump’s signature slogan, Make America Great Again (MAGA) no longer works.

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To further mock Trump and help the president destroy himself and his reputation faster. We shall offer new slogans for the Trump Administration.

New Slogans for the Trump Administration include:

1. America has been a rich nation far too long. We shall correct that.
2. Poverty isn’t that bad. It encourages people to work harder.
3. We need to show the world that capitalism and democracy don’t work.
4. I’m not Joe Biden (D-Delaware).
5. You don’t need a job. Millions of people survive without them every day.
6. Consumerism is destructive and bad for the environment. We shall put an end to consumerism with our tariffs.
7. Prosperity is overrated.