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Proof Trump is a Chinese Agent
Our super secret “source” at the National Security Agency (NSA) (in reality, our imaginations) is “leaking” intercepted communications that prove there are several agents working at the White House. These communications are emails between agents in the White House and their superiors in Beijing.
According to our imaginary leaks. The chief Chinese agent is Elon Musk. Musk’s lieutenants include President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida), Vice President J.D. Vance (R-Ohio), and Kevin Hassett, chair of the of the White House Economic Council.
The leaks include Musk’s plans to wreck America’s economy and facilitate Chinese conquest of the world. Nobody knows why Musk and his team are doing this. However, it is clear they could succeed.
Evidence Musk and Trump are Chinese agents include:
- Hassett told reporters, the president and his team are studying ways to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. They want to get rid of Powell because he could protect the economy by raising interest rates to prevent inflation and sabotage their plans to destroy the US Dollar.
- Undermining the value of the US Dollar, the world’s reserve currency. Musk wants to destroy the dollar’s value in order to make the Chinese yuan the world’s reserve currency. Notably, the dollar lost…
