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Reasons America needs President Trump

Daniel G. Jennings
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3 min readJan 21, 2025

Thinking Americans are depressed because Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) is beginning his second term as President of the United States.

Trump depresses people with brains because he is a convicted felon many people regard as a sexual predator and a fascist. Note: we asked some actual fascists, Russian President Vladimir Putin and former Syrian dictator Bashar Assad, about this. They say they feel insulted when they hear people call Trump a fascist.

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Okay, Trump isn’t a fascist and won’t be a dictator. However, Trump is corrupt, incompetent, mentally ill, stupid, and possibly has dementia. Cynics will say the only difference between Trump and his predecessor Joe Biden (D-Delaware) is that Trump can tell the difference between Vladimir Putin and Volodymyr Zelenskyy, for now.

Thus, little will change when Trump takes the oath of office. Hence, sane people will ignore the inauguration. However, people why Americans need to be thankful for President Trump.

However, the oligarchs want Trump in office to complete their takeover of the country. To appease our billionaire masters we shall list reasons to be thankful for Trump.

Reasons to be Thankful for President Trump include:

  1. At least the White House staff is not afraid to…

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Daniel G. Jennings
Daniel G. Jennings

Written by Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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