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Reasons Satan is your friend

Satan, or the devil, is a misunderstood guy. Our research shows Satan only wants the best for you.

In reality, Satan is your friend and he wants to help you. That’s right the devil wants to make you rich, beautiful, and successful.

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To help Satan achieve these goals we at Lists of Doom will list reasons why you need to believe in Satan. Please note that the sponsorship money Satan is…

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Welcome to Lists of Doom; the Ultimate Listicle Publication. At Lists of Doom we know all listicles are 100% bullshit. Our listicles are just as dumb, meaningless, and inaccurate as any other listicle you will find online. However, we try to make our listicles funny.

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Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings

Daniel G. Jennings is a writer who lives and works in Colorado. He is a lifelong history buff who is fascinated by stocks, politics, and cryptocurrency.

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