Reasons to Eat Fast Food

We all know that fast food is unhealthy, expensive, and bad for the working people who make it and all of us who eat it.

However, we all eat fast food because it is cheap and convenient. Yet we hate ourselves for eating it.

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To increase the value of our fast food stocks and help franchise owners everywhere Lists of Doom offers reasons to eat fast food.

Some Reasons to Eat Fast Food include:

1. The poor would starve to death if they couldn’t steal stuff to eat from their fast food jobs.
2. You would have to cook stuff your kids would actually eat if there was no fast food.
3. You would have to start shopping at the grocery store if there was no fast food.
4. You will have to learn to cook if there was no fast food.
5. The instructions in meal kits are too complicated for you to read.
6. You have to pay a tip if you eat at a real restaurant or order Uber Eats.
7. You think tipping is wrong. However, you have no problem with giant corporations paying working people $7 an hour. Yes, your ethics suck.
8. Going through the drive-thru is more fun than ordering Uber Eats.
9. You have to get out of your car and walk in if you eat at a…