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Reasons to Watch the Inauguration
We all know that the Presidential Inauguration is meaningless and obnoxious political theater.
There will be lots of idiotic rhetoric about a bold new era. However, all that is happening is that one crazy and corrupt rich old white man with dementia is replacing another. Nothing will change in Washington, DC, and the government will do nothing for old people.
Worse, there will be lots of rhetoric about democracy and freedom as the Republican oligarchs prepare to replace the Democratic oligarchs in power. Tellingly, the world’s three richest men, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Larry Ellison, will attend the inauguration to see the president they bought sworn in. They are also there to remind President-Elect Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) who he works for. Hint, it is not the American people.
However, the oligarchs want you to watch the Inauguration to maintain the illusion America is a democracy. To keep our wealthy masters happy we shall offer reasons for you to watch the inauguration.
Reasons to Watch the Presidential Inauguration include:
- We don’t want the $200 million Trump’s supporters is paying for the inauguration to go to waste.
- Watching Trump desecrate the Lincoln Bible will disgust you.