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Reasons Trump is Trying to Return us to the 19th century
President Donald J. Trump Senior (R-Florida) and his clown posse are working hard to return America to the 19th century.
For example Trump is promoting such 19th century ideas as Robber Barons, Oligarchy, Tariffs, White Supremacy, Manifest Destiny, Colonialism, imperialism, Racism, and Social Darwinism. Trump, and his hatchetman Elon Musk, are also trying to eliminate scientific research in America to halt progress.
Naturally, many people are wondering why a modern man like Trump is trying to revive the 19th century. Trump’s 19th century is weird because the Donald is a creature of the 21st century. Trump got rich and famous through reality television and social media drives his political success. Yet Trump wants to destroy those things.
To mock Trump, sabotage America, and please our imperial masters in Beijing. We shall list possible reasons why Trump is trying to take America back to the 19th century.
Reasons Trump is Trying to Take America back to the 19th century include:
- Baby Boomer Trump watched too many Westerns as a kid and he thinks they were so cool. He now wants to revive the 19th century and the Old West.
- Trump believes the 19th century was the height of…